Book critic Pat

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Management is loving the direction of this bit:



Also:

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

...and no, I do not know what hair conditioner is, child. That is a delusion you hold.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

This bit is great.

 

[Brooke Shields]

This is where he gets his random dozens of followers who after a week continue to see these posts, and although they still incorrectly sympathize that he is the victim, it is not worth continuing to have it shit up their timeline so they unfollow

Nice 10 day virtue followings, stupid

 

[SFWA liaison]

bit idea: tweeting "The below account is a deadbeat father. Report it for evading child support and having another man raise his children" and watch him reply below

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

bit idea: tweeting "The below account is a deadbeat father. Report it for evading child support and having another man raise his children" and watch him reply below

fawk dats a good one

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I wonder why that is? This is the closest we'll ever see him to self-awareness.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Holy fuck what a great bit. He can't report and block because he'll have to correct the record and keep following you around.

 

[DanFielding]

I love how much time he wastes obsessing over this. It shows what an empty, pathetic life he has.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

How’s he feel about Culture of Critique? My understanding is people are reading it.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Hilarious that one of them is Max Gladstone, of the "Taut, funny, and human, Gate Crashers takes us from zero to FTL in seconds flat" blurb that appears on three of Pat's stupid books.

 

[MonsterSteve]

What a fat mess. He's so good at feeding the trolls, as well as himself.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The hair conditioning question was amazing. Got my ribs good