Black people have velcro for hair.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's why their wigs stay on so good. And that's why they could do the stupid Nigerian tiny gnome toque thing like Adebesi from Oz and it doesn't fall off. The fibers of the cotton hook into their curly Buckwheat brillo hair and adhere.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you don't know what a toque is, Google it and then kill yourself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

As long as they don't let it get to afro status, it's velcro

 

[Professor Rape]

If you don't know what a toque is, Google it and then kill yourself.

Toque Wheeler

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

@captain_kamala

If I gave you like $20,000 to kill me, would you? Like brutally, with a dead-blow hammer. It'd take a few whacks. I believe in you though. Always have.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Toque Wheeler

It's Canadian AND it's a badass who was conceived in a tiny car too small to fuck in at a movie about the 50s in the 70s. The Ron Howard. The Richard Dreyfus. The Terry The Tiger, who like our own Terry, was short. Short and gay. And there's nothing wrong with that. That's what Terry tells me. I disagree, personally, but he's adamant that short midget gnome people are people He's NOT a pedophile, he's an art connoisseur. And he's got one leg! Beat that, faggot. You can't. You won't. Ever.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's Canadian AND it's a badass who was conceived in a tiny car too small to fuck in at a movie about the 50s in the 70s. The Ron Howard. The Richard Dreyfus. The Terry The Tiger, who like our own Terry, was short. Short and gay. And there's nothing wrong with that. That's what Terry tells me. I disagree, personally, but he's adamant that short midget gnome people are people He's NOT a pedophile, he's an art connoisseur. And he's got one leg! Beat that, faggot. You can't. You won't. Ever.

I call No Respondsies on Turry. I may call you short and gay and you may NOT respond EVER or be BANNED FOREVER AND EVER MORE.


fag

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I call No Respondsies on Turry. I may call you short and gay and you may NOT respond EVER or be BANNED FOREVER AND EVER MORE.


fag

I just realized I called him a pedophile straight up.

I'm sorry, Teeeeerry. Please forgive me, Teeeeeerrryyyyyyy. Hugs. Big, wet, stubbley kisses from me, beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, Abe Vigoda. Love ya, sport.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just realized I called him a pedophile straight up.

I'm sorry, Teeeeerry. Please forgive me, Teeeeeerrryyyyyyy. Hugs. Big, wet, stubbley kisses from me, beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, Abe Vigoda. Love ya, sport.

Actually I never did and I rescind my apology. Turry Fawks is a fockin goof, is what we call em in Canada. In the small whaling community of Kah-Nah-Dah.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shut the fuck up. Yeah. YOU.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Jesus Abe it’s just an assisted trunk.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Buddy, you wanna sword battle me, you wanna nunchuck battle me, you wanna fuckin tomahawk battle me or hell, you wanna pellet guns battle me, bitch? I ain't scared of y'all. Come find me pussy. I've got my pellet gun, my Swiss Army Knkfe that I got in the Swiss Army, and a slingshot like Dennis the Menace but with steel balls that could take Mr. Wilson's fucking eye out. George Wilson would rue the day he told me that my daddy called and he was going to the ice cream store and wanted to take me with'em.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Abe it’s just an assisted trunk.

I UNHOOKED THE FUCKING MOTOR ON THE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've made a fucking fool of myself and I want to die.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Buddy, you wanna sword battle me, you wanna nunchuck battle me, you wanna fuckin tomahawk battle me or hell, you wanna pellet guns battle me, bitch? I ain't scared of y'all. Come find me pussy. I've got my pellet gun, my Swiss Army Knkfe that I got in the Swiss Army, and a slingshot like Dennis the Menace but with steel balls that could take Mr. Wilson's fucking eye out. George Wilson would rue the day he told me that my daddy called and he was going to the ice cream store and wanted to take me with'em.

I guess nobody saw Dennis The Menace. FUCK ME IN MY DUMB ASS I GUESS.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

You accidentally ripped the weave off your negress during anal sex, didn’t you?

“Nah baby! It’s all good baby! Y’all blacks got Velcro heads, so I can just plop it back on yo mahfawken head! Dar, I fixed it! Now stop acting like a dumb ass hoe all calling me out my name and shit!”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I guess nobody saw Dennis The Menace. FUCK ME IN MY DUMB ASS I GUESS.

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Do you people SEE how much better I would've been in the role of the child molesting transient switchblade bum? I'd played a child molesting, transient, switchblade bum once before. Let's take a gander now, folks, shall we?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You accidentally ripped the weave off your negress during anal sex, didn’t you?

“Nah baby! It’s all good baby! Y’all blacks got Velcro heads, so I can just plop it back on yo mahfawken head! Dar, I fixed it! Now stop acting like a dumb ass hoe all calling me out my name and shit!”

Me talking like a 70s black guy during sex is the funniest thing to come from this thread. I'll let you know if it gets topped.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You accidentally ripped the weave off your negress during anal sex, didn’t you?

“Nah baby! It’s all good baby! Y’all blacks got Velcro heads, so I can just plop it back on yo mahfawken head! Dar, I fixed it! Now stop acting like a dumb ass hoe all calling me out my name and shit!”

Also, i have ripped the fake hair off a bitch during sex. It's kinda jarring. Like it looks and feels real so it's like you're holding a dead one of those long haired guinea pigs or something. Like once it's not connected to the velcro head it feels like something you should immediately drop.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also the last one was mulatto, green eyes and everything. She didn't have velcro head. The one before her most definitely did though. Bitch spent a lot of money on hair she didn't grow. My one buddy cruelly pointed out that she bears a resemblance to Ice Cube and it never left my fucking head. She does. She looks like a thinner Ice Cube with a Busta Rhymes wig on a fucking amazing body with a big, great ass that doesn't even make sense. I'm gonna message her. See if she wants to b-b-b-blow me.