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[42069]

I’m going to text Pat saying I’m an alien and that I will send him all the knowledge in the universe and the way it downloads is he has to directly stare at the sun for a full minute

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I’m going to text Pat saying I’m an alien and that I will send him all the knowledge in the universe and the way it downloads is he has to directly stare at the sun for a full minute

Works better with a telescope. Or if the scope is pointed back towards his face and he has to flinch when he pulls the trigger

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Make sure you be sure to include you work for the New York Times. He needs a reason to believe you.

 

[Raymond]

Did he do it yet?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Make sure you be sure to include you work for the New York Times. He needs a reason to believe you.

Please refer to my credentials: [email protected]

 

[guest]

My name is Jzxoh Syatitlite I am an assistant-editor alien in space for JupiterPost and I'd like to interview you for a trillion symbol article about how fat humans can get.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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