Bit idea: Reduce the frame rate of his Two Minute Drill videos

[BudDickman]

Literally every still image from these videos is fucking jarring, as he makes weird faces trying autistically to be engaging or whatever while pretending anyone gives a fuck what an unemployed Milwaukee loser thinks about anything.

The combination of his ugliness, autism, lack of self-awareness, and desperate need for attention results in a horror show is disturbing images.

If you slow down the frame rate enough that you can't see how he put his face into that configuration, the stream of images becomes so gross to look at.

To try it out by pausing the video below and double tapping the right side of the screen to fast forward 10 seconds repeatedly:

 

[Honoria]

This is an interesting idea. The zoomers love analog horror, someone who can edit videos (not Porsalin) could start a channel and have Pat be the main guy, just make it so you can't see exactly who it is. He could be the next Slender Man.

 

[ISO__JOE]

This is an interesting idea. The zoomers love analog horror, someone who can edit videos (not Porsalin) could start a channel and have Pat be the main guy, just make it so you can't see exactly who it is. He could be the next Slender Man.

Say what you will about Rick but you cannot accuse him of being slender

 

[PogromStallone]

Literally every still image from these videos is fucking jarring, as he makes weird faces trying autistically to be engaging or whatever while pretending anyone gives a fuck what an unemployed Milwaukee loser thinks about anything.

The combination of his ugliness, autism, lack of self-awareness, and desperate need for attention results in a horror show is disturbing images.

If you slow down the frame rate enough that you can't see how he put his face into that configuration, the stream of images becomes so gross to look at.

To try it out by pausing the video below and double tapping the right side of the screen to fast forward 10 seconds repeatedly:

It's really funny how the video starts with him in a fat neutral face, he takes a deep breath and smiles. Just cut out the first second, you fat retard.

 

[CruisinColin]

Doing "rant" videos in 2019. A decade behind the times as always, fatso.

Also, he wrote the description in the third person.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

"two minute drill", like he does exercise or is military (like his actual tough guy cousin Jake Raven)

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

It's really funny how the video starts with him in a fat neutral face, he takes a deep breath and smiles. Just cut out the first second, you fat retard.

He has really bad Resting Autism Face.

 

[PorqueDealer]

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Fat robot austistic trying to say as much as possible and mimic human inflections.

 

[RickReternal]

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Fat robot austistic trying to say as much as possible and mimic human inflections.

His little half-smiles are chilling. I think he did Bernell.

 

[swole_edging_llc]

You can pick your thumbnails on youtube.
If you don't, they pick one for you.
He is so fucking lazy he just always goes with the default and somehow doesn't realize he looks retarded throughout most of his videoes, so the thumbnail will be him looking retarded.

What I'm getting at is that he's fat and retarded

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

His little half-smiles are chilling. I think he did Bernell.

He did.

Darken the entire frame a bit, add a vignette and cut the audio using something off of Boards of Canada's Geogaddi album, preferably Beware the Friendly Stranger (it's the creepy song they used in Salad Fingers) and thank me later.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Gross

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Someone please do the same thing with his interview with Sonnyboo. That's where my pfp came from. He truly made some hilariously grotesque faces during that video.

 

[Stent]

Every frame is a horror show. The ones where his lips are stuck together and peeling apart are the worst.

 

[DominusOdium]

This is an interesting idea. The zoomers love analog horror, someone who can edit videos (not Porsalin) could start a channel and have Pat be the main guy, just make it so you can't see exactly who it is. He could be the next Slender Man.

The Slander Man

 

[Kinderman]

Holy shit, you’re not wrong.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Hello fans!

 

[Professor Rape]

 

[quasi101]

Say what you will about Rick but you cannot accuse him of being slender

his wallet is now.... heyooo

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Holy shit, you’re not wrong.

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This one is the fucking best