Billy fuckin' Joel

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When you hear Piano Man, do you take the line "there's an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin" as a dementia-ridden old cretin with his pecker dipped into someone's G&T on the bar? And he just requests a song that he can't remember like nothing weird is happening.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah I think about hobo dicks sometimes. So what?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah I think about hobo dicks sometimes. So what?

In the context of Billy Joel hits.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The old man sitting next to Billy Joel was literally fucking a tonic and gin right there in public and nobody stopped him. Alpha.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The weird thing about Billy Joel is that all his songs just drip with disdain and contempt for their subjects. In Piano Man, he mocks a bunch of alcoholic failures. In Uptown Girl, he cruelly judges some high-society cooze. In Italian restaurant, he viciously cuts down a young couple who fall on tough times. I mean, maybe they really liked deep-pile carpet, and maybe the paintings from Sears were pleasing to the eye. We all can't afford gigantic mansions in the Hamptons, you know. Billy Joel is a deeply bitter and cynical guy, who just can't stand to see other people being happier than he is.

 

[Turry]

Abe Vigoda was manning the gloryhole
In the mouldering tomb called the can
He said "I'll suck the life right out of yas,
every last desperate man"

Ladadadideedahhh

DadaDIDDEEAHHHHDADAHHHH

 

[Pino_palladino]

When I hear Billy Joel, I always think of this fucking loser I knew. He was a “tribute artist.” Blew his brains out several years ago

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Nigga can't drive a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The weird thing about Billy Joel is that all his songs just drip with disdain and contempt for their subjects. In Piano Man, he mocks a bunch of alcoholic failures. In Uptown Girl, he cruelly judges some high-society cooze. In Italian restaurant, he viciously cuts down a young couple who fall on tough times. I mean, maybe they really liked deep-pile carpet, and maybe the paintings from Sears were pleasing to the eye. We all can't afford gigantic mansions in the Hamptons, you know. Billy Joel is a deeply bitter and cynical guy, who just can't stand to see other people being happier than he is.

I've never considered that at all but you're 100% right.

 

[johnnynoname]

i hope next time Billy Joel crashes his car, Piano man is playing

 

[quasi101]

Nigga can't drive with a broken back.... at least he can polish the fender

 

[whippinghuskies]

He's a Jew.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

i hope next time Billy Joel crashes his car, Piano man is playing

He's apparently a cafe racer motorcycle enthusiast. He has a bunch of old Triumphs and Nortons and shit that would make the likes of Patrick S. Tomlinson blow a load.

 

[johnnynoname]

He's apparently a cafe racer motorcycle enthusiast. He has a bunch of old Triumphs and Nortons and shit that would make the likes of Patrick S. Tomlinson blow a load.

"SING US A SONG YOU'RE A.......

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's a Jew.

They're all fucking jews

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Nigga can't drive with a broken back.... at least he can polish the fender

FAAAWK! I'm heating up

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I've never considered that at all but you're 100% right.

Take a guy like Springsteen, who I don't really care for either, but who sings about a lot of the same kind of shit. He seems to have an affection and empathy for the dumb characters who populate his retarded little worlds. But Billy Joel just sneers at them all with contempt. He's such an angry little man, and no one seems to notice it.

 

[quasi101]

FAAAWK! I'm heating up

Huh broken back ???

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm gonna ask Dan for his STARDOM password

 

[Turry]

Take a guy like Springsteen, who I don't really care for either, but who sings about a lot of the same kind of shit. He seems to have an affection and empathy for the dumb characters who populate his retarded little worlds. But Billy Joel just sneers at them all with contempt. He's such an angry little man, and no one seems to notice it.

Most people don't really pay attention to lyrics