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Bible question:

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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The story as I recall is this:
Noah gets a bit too deep in his cups one night and passes out naked. His son Ham sees him, teehees and runs to his brothers "lol Dad's drunk again, you can see his wiener and everything!" Shem and Japheth are mortified, and not only cover their father with a blanket, they back into the room lest they see his junk and go queer on the spot. Noah wakes up and somehow knows what went down, so he curses Ham and turns him into black people.
 
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