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Bert starts crying thinking about his legacy
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I hope he took his shirt off and used it to wipe his tears away
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Taking his shirt off? Let's not get too crazy here, only some kind of extreme party animal would pull some shenanigans like that...
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Legacy, aka a stupid made up story that isn't even funny
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He didn't just spontaneously get choked up, he forced himself to cry. He was gearing up for it and edging tears during that whole preamble. I hate Bert Kreischer so much. Even if he is a good guy he's one of the fakest people alive to the point that it's disgusting. And what the fuck even is this? He's blowing himself imagining people missing him when he dies? That's fucking insane right?
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Bert Kreicher, more like Bert Cry-cher... Right gang?
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That's actually a really good point
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this face shocked me outta nowhere; looked like one of those NPC meme faces, the square-head one, I cant find it...
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Simon Cowell looks terrible
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Eww, what a narcissistic faggot. "I don't need to cure anything.." Clearly, he considers himself akin to a disease-curing savior. Does the world really need a hack Jew with a hero complex?
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Seriously, usually when you pause like that before saying something emotional, it's to compose yourself and fight back the tears and shaky bitch voice, not to work up tears. Fucking lying narcissist.
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These comics all have a really egotistical mindset. Thoughts like these enter everyone’s mind in one way or another. Blubbering for all to see is disgusting as a man, and makes me sick .
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Civilians just don't understand The Craft.
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"Legacy" = Guy that took his shirt off.
Thats all he will be remembered by ( if he is remembered at all). Not that he had a bunch of great stand up specials or that he was even funny.
Thats all he will be remembered by ( if he is remembered at all). Not that he had a bunch of great stand up specials or that he was even funny.
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I did too.
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Tom is decent at telling a story but he was never a comedian that I even considered to be "great". I havent heard anything recent and I dont listen to any of his lame podcasts so I have no idea what he like now.
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If he were to be a young, hot comedienne, I'd fondly remember him for his stage act
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I used to try to dismiss Bert by saying “Well, at least he doesn’t take himself too seriously like every other comedian out there.” But here we are now. Fuck him.
Segura lost me a while ago. Another fat fuck who could tell a funny dick or poopy joke who I now have to see constantly on social media on his podcast acting like people genuinely give a shit what him and his hot-but-somehow-still-ugly wife have to say.