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Bert starts crying thinking about his legacy

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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He didn't just spontaneously get choked up, he forced himself to cry. He was gearing up for it and edging tears during that whole preamble. I hate Bert Kreischer so much. Even if he is a good guy he's one of the fakest people alive to the point that it's disgusting. And what the fuck even is this? He's blowing himself imagining people missing him when he dies? That's fucking insane right?
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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this face shocked me outta nowhere; looked like one of those NPC meme faces, the square-head one, I cant find it...

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lowend73

Pimpin ass Orlando
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He didn't just spontaneously get choked up, he forced himself to cry. He was gearing up for it and edging tears during that whole preamble. I hate Bert Kreischer so much. Even if he is a good guy he's one of the fakest people alive to the point that it's disgusting. And what the fuck even is this? He's blowing himself imagining people missing him when he dies? That's fucking insane right?
These comics all have a really egotistical mindset. Thoughts like these enter everyone’s mind in one way or another. Blubbering for all to see is disgusting as a man, and makes me sick .
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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lve always fucking hated Bert but embarrassing to say there was a time i kinda liked Tom Segura. Hes a total queer now.
Tom is decent at telling a story but he was never a comedian that I even considered to be "great". I havent heard anything recent and I dont listen to any of his lame podcasts so I have no idea what he like now.
 
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lve always fucking hated Bert but embarrassing to say there was a time i kinda liked Tom Segura. Hes a total queer now.
I used to try to dismiss Bert by saying “Well, at least he doesn’t take himself too seriously like every other comedian out there.” But here we are now. Fuck him.

Segura lost me a while ago. Another fat fuck who could tell a funny dick or poopy joke who I now have to see constantly on social media on his podcast acting like people genuinely give a shit what him and his hot-but-somehow-still-ugly wife have to say.
 
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