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Benjamin Franklin: MILF fucker

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Was he based for this or no?


“…But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:


1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8. and Lastly They are so grateful!!”
 

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I wonder how well women aged in his era. I can't imagine it was pretty.
So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Dude was not looking at their faces.
 

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Wasnt he a disgusting fucking oil driller. Fuck this faggot
The hell are you talking about? Are you thinking of Jefferson?

Ben Franklin was maybe the most pussy-hungry nerd in American history and he busted many a nut in many a slut
Refer to above. Jefferson was such a fucking loser he fucked his black teenage slave and gave her a baby. Not only that but basically fell in love with her. Ultimate simp.
 
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The hell are you talking about? Are you thinking of Jefferson?


Refer to above. Jefferson was such a fucking loser he fucked his black teenage slave and gave her a baby. Not only that but basically fell in love with her. Ultimate simp.
My bad I get that shit mixed up. The more you learn about the founding fathers the worse it gets.
 

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they're some interesting points, whether or not he's just rationalising... probably not since a man in his position could probably get young broads, & he's not defending monogamy, just older women
 

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they're some interesting points, whether or not he's just rationalising... probably not since a man in his position could probably get young broads, & he's not defending monogamy, just older women
Nigger it was Ben Franklin, not Oliver Cromwell. He was putting the pipe to any woman within eyeshot
 
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