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Beloved Full House actor has terminal cancer

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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Of people with stage 3 lymphoma, 72.3% will be alive 5 years after diagnosis.

Lymph nodes are located all over the body, and lymphoma symptoms can indicate many other conditions. For these reasons, it’s not uncommon to first be diagnosed with lymphoma when you’re in stage 3. Don’t let that throw you for a loop. Stage 3 lymphoma is treatable and often curable.

Somewhere, Alanis is angry again.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Put him on the next years death list. My friends dad had that and it wiped him out within 6-8 months. Went from healthy golfer to frail withered shell of himself within a year and then he was gone. Incredibly sad.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Put him on the next years death list. My friends dad had that and it wiped him out within 6-8 months. Went from healthy golfer to frail withered shell of himself within a year and then he was gone. Incredibly sad.
Well. That's provided he doesn't die before January. If he's admitting it in the press he's known for a while.
 
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