Beggar Joe Cumia has a business idea

[RoSmokedCrack]

I like how he busks for loose change on a ferry 7 days a week but still pretends he has "high society gigs" that he also plays

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

At least he was brief

 

[guest]

Strumming a guitar for loose change in his 60s. Nice Boxcar Willie hobo life, stupid.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Well, duh.

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[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's a magical thing that happens when I read Joe's long, stupid social media ramblings. I read the whole thing and I couldn't tell you anything he wrote. Like I didn't even read it. It's like after so many times of struggling through his bullshit my brain just knows to go into standby when I start reading it now.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Joe Sr. definitely fucked over some gypsy and got a "pox on your family" curse. They're all pizza faces. Dawn and bitch-ass faggot Warren managed to break the curse by washing their faces. But not the bros and Layler.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, tip jars are only for panhandling bums and mom and pop takeout restaurants.

I'll never forget this fucking weiner kid working at a hoagie place one time looked so forlorn and pathetic and said "Aw, they stole my tip jar again." I laughed in his face and gave him a $2 tip.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Isnt his tip jar a cut up 5 gallon water cooler jug?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He's 100% wrong. If I saw that tip jar, my first and only thought would be "this guy is a pitiful, sad asshole, and tipping him would only serve to further enable him". After forty-plus years of guitar playing, Joe needs to rely on strangers throwing change into a jar to pay his way. He might as well just stand at a busy intersection with a cardboard sign.

 

[Udders]

A man in his 60s did that.

 

[victor_sanchez]

Tips is an anagram for spit. Sick dude.

 

[guest]

He's 100% wrong. If I saw that tip jar, my first and only thought would be "this guy is a pitiful, sad asshole, and tipping him would only serve to further enable him". After forty-plus years of guitar playing, Joe needs to rely on strangers throwing change into a jar to pay his way. He might as well just stand at a busy intersection with a cardboard sign.

It kind of makes me feel good that when I was a shitbag barman at 21 who made £5.25 an hour plus tips 3 nights a week, sold enough pot to smoke for free and had enough time to scrape a degree and get some pussy, I was vastly more productive and successful than stupid Joe at 65 or whatever. Ha ha. Nice bum life when you should be comfortably retired, idiot.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

This is so gay

 

[satanssockpuppet]

A man in his 60s did that.

Many amateur guitar hobbyists are emotionally stunted, deeply immature people, desperately trying to hold on to their glorious youth by wallowing in the music that was popular when they were young. Striking "rock star" poses, drawing titties, both perfect examples of what I mean. Most adults would be deeply embarrassed to share something like this with the world, but not Joe.

 

[Ladynyahh]

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Looks like an old pretzel jug. Im sure ladies will love that. Nothing like a "tits" joke to coax money out of strangers.

 

[CompoundBasement]

You know he puts his own 10s and 20s in there thinking it will shame people into tipping bigger. Instead he hears the sound of pennies, nickles, empty gum wrappers, and pocket lint.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You know he puts his own 10s and 20s in there thinking it will shame people into tipping bigger. Instead he hears the sound of pennies, nickles, empty gum wrappers, and pocket lint.

Someone should write “get a job” on a piece of paper and put it in there.

 

[bumbum8]

I know everyone gets lame when they get a certain age, but Boomers are a special breed of infuriating cringe just straight across the board.
He's even behind the subway hobos because even they have signs with their CashApp, Venmo, and PayPal info on it with QR codes and everything.

Even if he had a good night with tips, he'd barely cover the cost of the fucking guitar cables.