Been a while since we had a nice Beefers thread

[The Fuchitive]

 

[guest]

Well there goes my joke.

 

[guest]

Classic fat girl Myspace angle. It accentuates his tits (pecks, child) and minimizes his gut.

I still can't figure out why he's pursing his fish lips like that. He looks like a flaming faggot. I would never take this pic, but if I happened to be stupid enough to take the picture as soon as I looked at it I would realize that i looked like a dick suck and delete it immediately. Rick posted it to the internet.

Edit: nice handrail, stupid.

Edit 2: trim your trees, fatty

 

[1073waaf]

What is going on in the center of his forehead?

 

[Sputnik]

When your deranged mother shields you from the world and tells you how perfect you are this is the end result. I'd rather go through life hating myself than thinking I was so special people would to see a shirtless turnip in the snow. Also I grew up poor and we had real handrails, pipes are for... well you know.

 

[guest]

He probably pranced back inside on his tippy toes squealing,’ Heavens to Murgatroyds!’

How does this make him look like a tough guy and not a sexual predator? Only actual tough guys catch pneumonia on purpose, child.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Wanna suck 'em?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Of course all of the snow on his walkway and sidewalk is matted down and not shoveled. He truly is a lazy n person.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Of course all of the snow on his walkway and sidewalk is matted down and not shoveled. He truly is a lazy n person.

projects sidewalk:

Fatrick sidewalk:

 

[Chive Turkey]

I still can't figure out why he's pursing his fish lips like that.

Cause he's fucking freezing in a Wisconsin winter but he's sucking his gut in and acting like it isn't phazing him so he can get le epic actual tough guy snap for social media.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course all of the snow on his walkway and sidewalk is matted down and not shoveled. He truly is a lazy n person.

Patrick has never shoveled snow because he has nowhere to be and just waits for it to melt. I remember he made some twitter post about shoveling snow to get his dumb bike out yet it was obvious the snow had melted. He would have a heart attack trying.

 

[PeteRose]

sometimes i wish we found him a few years later so we'd have more pictures like this.

 

[UnPRePared]

As George Takei once said, "Tickle my tits."

 

[fusciasomething]

"Check out my tits and forehead scar". What a fucking idiot

 

[guest]

This motherfucker thinks he’s Wim Hof, lmao.

 

[SensibleKeks]

This winter we need to remember to report Pat and Nikki to the city for failing to shovel the snow from their sidewalk.

 

[Snake]

 

[captain_kamala]

don't do flavia like that. she's beeferlicious

 

[Snake]

don't do flavia like that. she's beeferlicious

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Dan Fatrick