BEDOHAVE: a NoBacon endorsed self help program.

[NoBacon]

I’m not one for self help guru guides, but I saw this one and I think it’s valid.

Most people think this way: if I HAVE something, I can DO something, which will make me BE something.

You need to rewire your brain.


If I HAVE: a Hitler leader
It will DO: Mass deportations
And I will BE: Safe and peaceful


If I will BE: Racist
I will DO: Racism
And I will HAVE: Less niggers in my life

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

It will be: Awesome
If i do: Rape
And i will have: lots of sex

 

[NoBacon]

It will be: Awesome
If i do: Rape
And i will have: lots of sex

This guy gets it

 

[chiquita banana]

 

[Sue2]

If I will BE: Retarded
I will DO: Holding my hands out in a cross sign and walking away
And I will HAVE: Less pussy

 

[NoBacon]

If I will BE: Retarded
I will DO: Holding my hands out in a cross sign and walking away
And I will HAVE: Less pussy

Fuck yeah dude

 

[Niggerotchi]

Too similar to Pedohave

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

This guy gets it

shutup you little faggot. listen to the voices in your head and do it.
.. or join the lollipop guild. I don't give a care.

 

[NoBacon]

shutup you little faggot. listen to the voices in your head and do it.
.. or join the lollipop guild. I don't give a care.

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First of all screenshots are easily taken out of context and frequently manipulated and I can answer to every one.

 

[Dog Eater]

Tune in next week for NoBacon in: The Secret - How you could change your life by discovering the secret.

FAGGOT

 

[NoBacon]

Tune in next week for NoBacon in: The Secret - How you could change your life by discovering the secret.

FAGGOT

I wake up at 4am every day after sleeping on the floor without blankets and scream “LET’S GET IT”

You aren’t cut out to learn the secret. I’m sorry.

 

[Child..]

There's a weakness to delving into this repeatedly, and not moving on to the obvious next step. Mental masturbation. Where's your NoBacontaria? I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something, but yeah, your point has been repeatedly made, and you got to understand hitting "post thread" after the 12th, 13th, 14th time...is no match to the machete, or the African sperm, or or or...

 

[Sue2]

I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something

Me

 

[Sean Baird]

There's a weakness to delving into this repeatedly, and not moving on to the obvious next step. Mental masturbation. Where's your NoBacontaria? I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something, but yeah, your point has been repeatedly made, and you got to understand hitting "post thread" after the 12th, 13th, 14th time...is no match to the machete, or the African sperm, or or or...

There's weakness in you promising to ignore me over and over and then never doing it. Sad. Very weak.

 

[NoBacon]

There's a weakness to delving into this repeatedly, and not moving on to the obvious next step. Mental masturbation. Where's your NoBacontaria? I honestly think you just like typing out this shit, therapeutic or something, but yeah, your point has been repeatedly made, and you got to understand hitting "post thread" after the 12th, 13th, 14th time...is no match to the machete, or the African sperm, or or or...

Silence nigger

 

[Dog Eater]

Too similar to Pedohave

If I will BE: Pedophile
I will DO: Children
And I will HAVE: A bullet sent through my skull

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I look forward to the numerology phase of your mental illness. "If you add up all the letters in 'nigger' you get 60, and 'white' is 65, which shows clear superiority. 2025/60 = 33.75, 2025/65 = 31.15 - be prepared."

 

[NoBacon]

I look forward to the numerology phase of your mental illness. "If you add up all the letters in 'nigger' you get 60, and 'white' is 65, which shows clear superiority. 2025/60 = 33.75, 2025/65 = 31.15 - be prepared."

Numerology is real. Both numbers and words hold power, but the Bible instructs you to avoid such things.

“Magic” for lack of a better word (or effort to explain more fully) is real.

 

[Dog Eater]

Numerology is real. Both numbers and words hold power, but the Bible instructs you to avoid such things.

“Magic” for lack of a better word (or effort to explain more fully) is real.

Ok boq.

 

[Sue2]

“Magic” for lack of a better word (or effort to explain more fully) is real.

The most retarded Christian you could ever meet are the people who think Halloween is a pagan devil holiday about witchcraft. You’ve actually gone a step further and are pronouncing your love for witchcraft.