Be Honest

[Brooke Shields]

Have you never slept with a girl?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Girls? Oh, many.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

We didn't do much sleeping, knowhuttamean?

 

[CuntFucker]

I haven't had sex in years because I'm waiting for the right person to love and kiss and cuddle. Don't reply to this.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I haven't had sex in years because I'm waiting for the right person to love and kiss and cuddle. Don't reply to this.

.

 

[guest]

I'm saving myself for Christina and/or Lucy.

 

[TheYepster]

Does hooker count

 

[JebJoh]

I haven't had sex in years because I'm waiting for the right person to love and kiss and cuddle. Don't reply to this.

Not much of a cuntfucker are you?

 

[Phish]

With my wife, yesterday, with more zest and vigor than your tiny troll brain can even imagine. And yes shes on heavy antidepressants and has rotten eggs. Big whoops.

 

[JebJoh]

With my wife, yesterday, with more zest and vigor than your tiny troll brain can even imagine. And yes shes on heavy antidepressants and has rotten eggs. Big whoops.

Did you get a juice box afterwards?

 

[Phish]

Did you get a juice box afterwards?

I finished painting my paleosaurus’s tail

 

[TheYepster]

With my wife, yesterday, with more zest and vigor than your tiny troll brain can even imagine. And yes shes on heavy antidepressants and has rotten eggs. Big whoops.

The legendary oil driller