Battle of the copy-and-paste

[BudDickman]

I came up with a copy-and-paste message that is just as valid legally as Pat's. Since I got the last word, I win:

 

[guest]

Mutually assured piggy. Law is clear on this one.

 

[BudDickman]

2-0

 

[Stent]

If you're in adjoining cells you can whisper "Pat, you're fat" to him and he'll correct you until he ends up in solitary.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Felony rib cracking over here.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

If you're in adjoining cells you can whisper "Pat, you're fat" to him and he'll correct you until he ends up in solitary.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I dunno, Pat’s success in court over the last couple of years makes me worry that he really does understand how the law works and you can actually murder people for calling you fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

2-0

Pulitzer BudDickman wins again, folks.

 

[guest]

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2-0

This copy paste bit has legs, gents.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I came up with a copy-and-paste message that is just as valid legally as Pat's. Since I got the last word, I win:
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Cool dude. Reinventing comedy and the text message

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

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“Multiple Chins, in the next room, what did he say to you?”