Bastards are now writing books about me

[LockedHDD__Pot]

this will no doubt turn into a massive insult so don't buy it, one of my former producers is trying to steal my brand, name, & pretty much my soul... the jealous fuckface.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Why isn't there a Dan book yet? I bet Grok can write a pretty good one.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Didn’t you see the light and were done with these people? The fuck is going on?

 

[PogromStallone]

Why isn't there a Dan book yet?

There's a couple.

 

[Child..]

Funnier than anything from this cesspit...your atalkers have some humor at least.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Cunt's cannae wait half a fucking hiour. Job's not worth it m8

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Funnier than anything from this cesspit...your atalkers have some humor at least.

You would be up for 48 hours correcting the record if someone wrote a pamphlet about you.

Hey, I've got an idea ^_^

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I think you and @Turk February need to be forced to live together and both cold turkey detox

 

[Child..]

I think you and @Turk February need to be forced to live together and both cold turkey detox

Turn it into a reality show:

• "Rehab Rumble"
• "Toxic Dump"
• "Flush Hour"
• "Purgecast"
• "Withdrawal Wars"
• "The Liver Awakens"
• "Clarity FM"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Turn it into a reality show:

• "Rehab Rumble"
• "Toxic Dump"
• "Flush Hour"
• "Purgecast"
• "Withdrawal Wars"
• "The Liver Awakens"
• "Clarity FM"

I don't know how much of an animal this guy is but Turk looks like he's primed to vomit or spray diarrhea anywhere he gets the notion

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I don't know how much of an animal this guy is but Turk looks like he's primed to vomit or spray diarrhea anywhere he gets the notion

"Getting the notion" implies it's voluntary.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I think you and @Turk February need to be forced to live together and both cold turkey detox

We're in talks for an IRL reality segment ^_^

 

[Child..]

I don't know how much of an animal this guy is but Turk looks like he's primed to vomit or spray diarrhea anywhere he gets the notion

Turk is sent to Max Security Prison full of deathrow niggas:

Booty bandits melting like they're made of acid, Turk touching prison bar soap and soap is covered in black satanic goo..."Nigga dont drop that soap" He drops it, they bend him over...thrust away and their dick dissolves in his putrid toxic body...His cellmate sleeping in the bunk below him hears dripping sounds, "drip, drip" looks up...Turk's drool is dripping down on him from the top bunk...Turk's saliva is boring a hole into the guy's forearm, showing bone...

Prison doctor visits...all the booty bandits dead or dying.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

We're in talks for an IRL reality segment ^_^

Don't forget to hire a third party to come in and wipe down the camera lens after the crackhead miasma those two create fogs it up

 

[PickleRickle]

Turk is sent to Max Security Prison full of deathrow niggas:

Booty bandits melting like they're made of acid, Turk touching prison bar soap and soap is covered in black satanic goo..."Nigga dont drop that soap" He drops it, they bend him over...thrust away and their dick dissolves in his putrid toxic body...His cellmate sleeping in the bunk below him hears dripping sounds, "drip, drip" looks up...Turk's drool is dripping down on him from the top bunk...Turk's saliva is boring a hole into the guy's forearm, showing bone...

Prison doctor visits...all the booty bandits dead or dying.

Nice homoerotic fan fiction, hetero.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

We're in talks for an IRL reality segment ^_^

We’ll be in touch, hehehe.

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Turk is sent to Max Security Prison full of deathrow niggas:

Booty bandits melting like they're made of acid, Turk touching prison bar soap and soap is covered in black satanic goo..."Nigga dont drop that soap" He drops it, they bend him over...thrust away and their dick dissolves in his putrid toxic body...His cellmate sleeping in the bunk below him hears dripping sounds, "drip, drip" looks up...Turk's drool is dripping down on him from the top bunk...Turk's saliva is boring a hole into the guy's forearm, showing bone...

Prison doctor visits...all the booty bandits dead or dying.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Turk is sent to Max Security Prison full of deathrow niggas:

Booty bandits melting like they're made of acid, Turk touching prison bar soap and soap is covered in black satanic goo..."Nigga dont drop that soap" He drops it, they bend him over...thrust away and their dick dissolves in his putrid toxic body...His cellmate sleeping in the bunk below him hears dripping sounds, "drip, drip" looks up...Turk's drool is dripping down on him from the top bunk...Turk's saliva is boring a hole into the guy's forearm, showing bone...

Prison doctor visits...all the booty bandits dead or dying.

^ This user loves Granny Anal and Arab Penis ^

You have no doxxes retard. Paul bends you over and fucks you daily as you cower from him

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Didn’t you see the light and were done with these people? The fuck is going on?

I know, I'm a fool to myself & there's a couple of hot broads.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I know, I'm a fool to myself & there's a couple of hot broads.

Just forget about them. No one is going to care if you ignore them. Trolling 101 dude. You should know this shit. There’s plenty of hot broads not in England too. I know a guy who has a 9/10 Brazilian wife. He doesn’t even have to talk to the bitch either.