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Bar hopping Saturday night and I was kissing this cute chick for a few hours and then she says “oh shit my husband is here” texts in the post

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie bonnie bonnie❤️
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I was out with my cousins and their friends and my cousin preemptively invited her to Christmas dinner. Looks like I have a date for his wedding after all.
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I phrased the post funnier earlier but sccuuumbaag admin really motherfucked me.
 

Harry Powell

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My biggest problem is that I don’t remember her name even though I have her phone number.
You can play that off in a charming way since she knows you were wasted. Personally I’d say something mega gay like “I’m so sorry, what is your name again? I just have you in my phone as <insert compliment here like sexy, future wife, etc>”
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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You can play that off in a charming way since she knows you were wasted. Personally I’d say something mega gay like “I’m so sorry, what is your name again? I just have you in my phone as <insert compliment here like sexy, future wife, etc>”
I didn’t appear to be wasted because I was pretty awake ifyuknowhatimean. Bonnie was beyond wasted though. Drunk enough to smoke a cigarette for the first time in about 5 years. She was kissing me with my menthol breath. Grody.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Pictures? Age? Estimated BMI?
She said she was 25 and was super hot so I do believe her. Dressed in a bra and a skirt so I guess she was dressed as a dumb slut for Halloween. I really want to nut on her stomach. Hot chicks usually don’t hit on me so I am surprised by the entire development.
 
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