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Bagel Boy Talks Opie

DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 𝑨𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒏
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Karl has artwork of Z-list podcasters up on his cabin walls, in his wooden home. The DMAN doesn't care if Karl makes money or not, it must be humiliating having to be him.

Imagine brushing your teeth everyday and the bristles become frayed from your horrific, ratty, gnarled grill. The toothbrush gets stuck and just hangs from your mouth like a hairbrush in knotted hair. Then you step out to your little wooden hallway to the wooden kitchen and see your 70 year old loser wife having a hot flash while reading a book.

Your only refuge from reality is to go online in your little room and talk to guys pretending to be carrots, tomatoes, and potatoes so you can bash Howard Stern's stunt boy from the 90's. Fucking FAGGOT
 

sherockradio

Call me Erika.
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Karl has artwork of Z-list podcasters up on his cabin walls, in his wooden home. The DMAN doesn't care if Karl makes money or not, it must be humiliating having to be him.

Imagine brushing your teeth everyday and the bristles become frayed from your horrific, ratty, gnarled grill. The toothbrush gets stuck and just hangs from your mouth like a hairbrush in knotted hair. Then you step out to your little wooden hallway to the wooden kitchen and see your 70 year old loser wife having a hot flash while reading a book.

Your only refuge from reality is to go online in your little room and talk to guys pretending to be carrots, tomatoes, and potatoes so you can bash Howard Stern's stunt boy from the 90's. Fucking FAGGOT
😂 Hahaha, the DMAN has outdone himself with this one
 

CuntFucker .

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Karl has artwork of Z-list podcasters up on his cabin walls, in his wooden home. The DMAN doesn't care if Karl makes money or not, it must be humiliating having to be him.

Imagine brushing your teeth everyday and the bristles become frayed from your horrific, ratty, gnarled grill. The toothbrush gets stuck and just hangs from your mouth like a hairbrush in knotted hair. Then you step out to your little wooden hallway to the wooden kitchen and see your 70 year old loser wife having a hot flash while reading a book.

Your only refuge from reality is to go online in your little room and talk to guys pretending to be carrots, tomatoes, and potatoes so you can bash Howard Stern's stunt boy from the 90's. Fucking FAGGOT
You don't think Karl is in a position to set the rules of cool on how Opie should behave?
 
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