Back to lying for me

[AntSucks]

 

[UnPRePared]

Why the fuck would you lie about a phone game?

Why the fuck can't a man stay off Twitter for an hour?

Why the fuck can't he get an actual job?

WHY CAN'T HE JUST BEHAVE!?!

 

[guest]

I'm assuming "plus" refers to his size. Because he's quite large, you see.

 

[guest]

Patrick seethes any time someone is more successful than him. He thinks that million dollars should be his because Wordle is so simple.

 

[AntSucks]

I'm assuming "plus" refers to his size. Because he's quite large, you see.

Yes, normally, but in this case it also refers to his plus sized debt, because he has paid a subscription service for a free phone app that he never uses. It also refers to his Plus sized stupidity as Duolingo offers unlimited features on the free web version.

 

[HotDogJoe]

not even mad

Nobody asked, you crazy narcissist.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Duolingo is for people who want to think they're learning a language without having to put in the actual work.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Duolingo is for people who want to think they're learning a language without having to put in the actual work.

показывает, что ты знаешь, чемодан

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Patrick seethes any time someone is more successful than him. He thinks that million dollars should be his because Wordle is so simple.

It's like that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer wants credit for all these ideas that he didn't do anything to implement. "2.9% financing on a Toyota one-ton? That was my idea!"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Patrick seethes any time someone is more successful than him. He thinks that million dollars should be his because Wordle is so simple.

Wordle is just 5 letter words.....what about an app that has 6 letter words ....in space? I will be rich by christmas.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Wordle is just 5 letter words.....what about an app that has 6 letter words ....in space? I will be rich by christmas.

N_GGER

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Patrick seethes any time someone is more successful than him. He thinks that million dollars should be his because Wordle is so simple.

If you're not arguing with your own toilet on Twitter you're more successful than he is. No wonder he's such an angry piggy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If you're not arguing with your own toilet on Twitter you're more successful than he is. No wonder he's such an angry piggy.

He was so mad at that account that he refused to throw up in it when he was sick.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Why the fuck would you lie about a phone game?

Why the fuck can't a man stay off Twitter for an hour?

Why the fuck can't he get an actual job?

WHY CAN'T HE JUST BEHAVE!?!

TELL HIM TO BEHAVE!