Back in the 70s, Tommy ‘Papa Clown’ Tomlinson used to pay men to follow him to motel rooms and shit on him in the bath tub for sexual reasons

[HotDogJoe]

Is a rumor that’s currently circulating across the internet. I think it’s our duty to dispel this rumor if it isn’t accurate.

This master electrician/leathersmith/bull rider/windmill master/astronaut doesn’t deserve to have his good reputation smeared like this.

 

[guest]

Does tawmy tawlisun have a mailing address? Could use a pen pal.

 

[guest]

Rumour has it that, due to a frustration with Tommy's sluggish seed and inability to achieve an erection with a woman (as well as her own alcohol problem) Judith "Mama Raven" used to engage in "Hobo Russian Roulette." This involved her getting shitfaced and moseying on down to the railroad tracks where she would let the bums take turns blowing their beans inside her. Legend has it that both Fat and Kyle were sired through this risky scheme. It also left a few more gifts with Mama R, namely Hep A, herpes and chlamydia.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Legend has it that both Fat and Kyle were sired through this risky scheme

That would explain Torque Wheeler’s 1.2 brain.

 

[guest]

That would explain Torque Wheeler’s 1.2 brain.

It certainly would. Burden DNA.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Rumour has it that, due to a frustration with Tommy's sluggish seed and inability to achieve an erection with a woman (as well as her own alcohol problem) Judith "Mama Raven" used to engage in "Hobo Russian Roulette." This involved her getting shitfaced and moseying on down to the railroad tracks where she would let the bums take turns blowing their beans inside her. Legend has it that both Fat and Kyle were sired through this risky scheme. It also left a few more gifts with Mama R, namely Hep A, herpes and chlamydia.

This is how he justified his lies. One hobo was a bull rider, another an electrician, leather smith, etc

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

either this fella couldn't hold-down a job, or his offspring is a big fat liar (possibly both)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

So Tommy is basically the Village People with more AIDS.

 

[Podcasting 101]

Is it true that it had to be black guys?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Rumour has it that, due to a frustration with Tommy's sluggish seed and inability to achieve an erection with a woman (as well as her own alcohol problem) Judith "Mama Raven" used to engage in "Hobo Russian Roulette." This involved her getting shitfaced and moseying on down to the railroad tracks where she would let the bums take turns blowing their beans inside her. Legend has it that both Fat and Kyle were sired through this risky scheme. It also left a few more gifts with Mama R, namely Hep A, herpes and chlamydia.

I imagine pats dad to be like Ed Buck, only with even more nigger fucking

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Did he ever run into a young military man who requested spit in the mouth in return?

 

[OpieRadio]

Did he deny it?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I also heard Tommy went to a bath house and ate all the dick at the bath house and they had to close the bath house.

(An HIV outbreak there with Tommy at Patient Zero didn't help)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

either this fella couldn't hold-down a job, or his offspring is a big fat liar (possibly both)

I think it’s the holding down a job part, he seemed to bounce to all kinds of unrelated professions but didn’t stay long due to being awful at everything. Now where know where Pat got it from.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I think it’s the holding down a job part, he seemed to bounce to all kinds of unrelated professions but didn’t stay long due to being awful at everything. Now where know where Pat got it from.

like father like bum

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

 

[EraGodless]

I used to lie about what my dad did for a living as he was severely underemployed relative to his skills-- he found a union job when he was 30 and just settled. I quit doing that after 17 or 18 and didn't give a fuck about what he did, because it wasn't a reflection of me and although his job sucked, he worked his nuts off and never missed a bill and pretty much put me through military school (25k a year back in the early 90's).

Most people quit the "my dad can beat your dad," shit when they hit adulthood. At 42, Pat still hasn't grown up and he lives in fantasyland- where he doesn't realize that his lies make his dad look like an unstable loser who can't hold a job.