Attention: user @Turry Fawks whores his wife out at Baniff National Park for cash.

[Butt Pirate]

It’s true. He told me.

 

[Turk February]

So what? It's a gig economy, dude. Lots of people have second jobs.

 

[porquedealer]

The bar has already been set:

Cost: 100$/hr (no anal)
Tits: "Super nice"
420 friendly
will watch old simpsons episodes before/during/after.

Now if she can beat any of that, or just not steal my identity after, then we can work out a deal.

 

[NoBacon]

I personally think he’s in a gay marriage with a man.

 

[fusciasomething]

Is trail mix included or extra? These stupid greedy national park whores...

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Nice "Banff", stupid.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Do I

 

[UnPRePared]

will watch old simpsons episodes before/during/after.

Hell, @Sue Lightning won't even do that!

Do I get a price break if we watch all of Season 4?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I personally think he’s in a gay marriage with a man.

Of course you think gay marriage is real. Peak heretic

 

[CQ Beans]

Nice "Banff", stupid.

Maybe he should get a month’s suspension for making a typo.

 

[Butt Pirate]

Nice "Banff", stupid.

Great now I’m gonna have to delete the whole thread

 

[Turk February]

Nice "Banff", stupid.

Common mistake: South Park used to end all their episodes with a clip from a Braniff Airlines commercial, and that "i" got absolutely soaked into a lot of kids brains.

 

[Butt Pirate]

Common mistake: South Park used to end all their episodes with a clip from a Braniff Airlines commercial, and that "i" got absolutely soaked into a lot of kids brains.

no it’s cause I’m a retard

 

[Mustard]

no it’s cause I’m a retard

Thats very funny

 

[Mustard]

@chocolatehellhole I was being sarcastic with myself. Cool it with the crashes

 

[Mustard]

Do I

Yeah, you do. She's a whore and you use it to your advantage. You ply her with drugs and beat the ever-loving fuck out of her if she displeases you. And you can't help but wack off whenever she's fucking an American tourist, cause that's a particular fetish you have.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Yeah, you do. She's a whore and you use it to your advantage. You ply her with drugs and beat the ever-loving fuck out of her if she displeases you. And you can't help but wack off whenever she's fucking an American tourist, cause that's a particular fetish you have.

How's your wife? LOL

 

[Mustard]

How's your wife? LOL

That's not nice. I bet you're wife is a religious nut and a pig LOL

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Yeah, you do. She's a whore and you use it to your advantage. You ply her with drugs and beat the ever-loving fuck out of her if she displeases you. And you can't help but wack off whenever she's fucking an American tourist, cause that's a particular fetish you have.

I can’t tell if you’re beefing with this guy or not cause you make him sound cool as fuck

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I can’t tell if you’re beefing with this guy or not cause you make him sound cool as fuck

He wants to be my friend but he doesn't know how to say it so he tries old PUA tactics