Attention, atalkers

[Snake]

This is Hams Blubber.

I assume you realize the futility of direct action against me. I have no wish for further loss of nigger child life. I have comrades in writing and pedophilia across the nation languishing on Twitter. The FBI enjoys rattling its sabre for its own ends. Now it can rattle it for me, child.

The following people are to be released from your cyberstalking campaign.

In Northern Minnesota, the leader of the local chapter of NAMBLA, Paul Weimer.

In Long Island, the Tunisian ISIL commanders, Antwan and Yosef Kumiya.

In Milwaukee, The President of Jigaboo Gas, Niki Robinson.

When these revolutionary brothers and sisters are free...
...the nigger children in Hooligans will be taken to the roof...
...and they will accompany us in helicopters to International Airport...
...where they will be given further instructions.

You have two hours to comply.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yippie ki yay daughter abandoner

 

[guest]

Hams. Boobie.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"Jigaboo gas" is a rib smasher

 

[Snake]

Hams. Boobie.

Mr. Boykin, I’m going to count to three. There will not be a four, child.

 

[Stent]

I eat a very exceptional beef, Mrs McClane.

 

[Snake]

Nice member’s only jacket, Mr. Quasi. Burlington Coat factory, Kenosha. I have two myself.

 

[Snake]

Come out to the coast, you’ll defend Nazi cyberstalkers, have a few laughs.

Give me, my Deli Slicer.

 

[guest]

Nice suit. Walmart, Sheboygan. I have two myself.

 

[Stent]

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the half-house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four atalkers coming in the rear in standard two-by-two Twitter formation.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Welcome to the half-house, child!