Art was one of Pat's better subjects

[Stent]

These were included in books published within the last 7 years. Middle-aged Pat drew these. Nice palate, stupid.

 

[Meownaw]

Funny how the dildo shaped ones are way more detailed than the Nikki shaped ones.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I think my 9 year old nephew could do better. Probably would do better than 'science expert Pat' in chemistry and physics.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

These were included in books published within the last 7 years. Middle-aged Pat drew these. Nice palate, stupid.

These were actually in his published books??? I thought these were lifted from Twitter.

 

[Stent]

Funny how the dildo shaped ones are way more detailed than the Nikki shaped ones.

Pat gets Niki to strap on the Magellan then they go to warp speed with skill.

Quick, someone steal the patent

I would assume these are already stolen from a retarded child's book of doodles.

I think my 9 year old nephew could do better. Probably would do better than 'science expert Pat' in chemistry and physics.

C+ is a tough grade to get in art. The art teachers are notoriously tough in their grading for the fat kid who sits alone and cries.

These were actually in his published books??? I thought these were lifted from Twitter.

Yessss, child. You don't get a C+ in art with knowing how to use a compass and ruler with mild precision.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Ironically, 2-D Art is one of the few classes he managed to get a C in.

 

[Stent]

Ironically, 2-D Art is one of the few classes he managed to get a C in.

Niki likes to put the F in art. Or something like that.

God knows he didn't learn those skills in geometry

Good point. I didn't notice his Geometry grades in the 95-96 year. D then F. These teachers are clearly all against him but now he's got his precision drawings in print. Jokes on them.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Im sure someone commented on this before but I find it so funny that the handwriting in the drawings totally isn’t his. There’s a pic somewhere of his awful chicken scratch handwriting and there’s no way he had the skill to clean it up for his stupid pictures

 

[Stent]

There’s a pic somewhere of his awful chicken scratch handwriting

There was the insane ramblings he wrote about the art of writing on a Hooligans napkin. Also the Sharpie marker on his motorbike and wall.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Did you know it took Michelangelo five years to paint the Sistine Chapel.

In contrast it took Pat 2 years to put together this unfinished hunk of shit that's recomended for 8-12 year olds.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

 

[Meownaw]

Did you know it took Michelangelo five years to paint the Sistine Chapel.

In contrast it took Pat 2 years to put together this unfinished hunk of shit that's recomended for 8-12 year olds.

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The Olympic pool sized beds will never not make laugh.

 

[FurBurger]

Why does the ship have both a reactor AND a beamed energy receiver?

Spoiler: Shhh

Because he's a dunce.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

This is pretty much how Pat spent his time in class

 

[Phish]

Wish Pig luck in his “recovery”

 

[Stent]

Wish Pig luck in his “recovery”

He's hoping depressed alcoholic Niki takes a fistful of sleeping pills so he can cash in an insurance policy she doesn't know exists.

 

[guest]

He's hoping depressed alcoholic Niki takes a fistful of sleeping pills so he can cash in an insurance policy she doesn't know exists.

How much insurance do you think you could get on her, $1,500 maybe?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How much insurance do you think you could get on her, $1,500 maybe?

That’s 2 years of royalties, stlaker

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That’s 2 years of royalties, atalker

Probably make more pimping that bloated corpse out to the brothers.