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NoBacon

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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Yes, I found this joke on X. No, I’m not claiming it’s mine, I just found it funny before someone says it.
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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What’s this all a distraction from? Plenty of right wing retards on this board who think everything is a distraction from something else. I assume it has something to do with Musk effectively running our government and Zuckerberg and Bezos lining up behind them.
And they don't realize it all actually is a distraction, from living their own fulfilling lives.
 
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What’s this all a distraction from? Plenty of right wing retards on this board who think everything is a distraction from something else. I assume it has something to do with Musk effectively running our government and Zuckerberg and Bezos lining up behind them.
Elon probably set him personally. Tell Donald "Hey you'd look cool as fuck if you just bought up a bunch of new states" will he imported waves of cheep Pajeets to run his companies and trying to strongarm Eurofags.

Trump needs to have him killed. As both a precautionary measure and to send a warning to others.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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What’s this all a distraction from?
To get his supporters talking about Greenland and not anything he was promising to do during the election, of which he’s not going to do. No mass deportations, no wall, no lower prices, no peace, no stopping money to other countries, expanded war in Israel, so you get your base to jerk off to some retarded fantasy of having an island of ice and CANADA. Who gives a FUCK about Canada??
 
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To get his supporters talking about Greenland and not anything he was promising to do during the election, of which he’s not going to do. No mass deportations, no wall, no lower prices, no peace, no stopping money to other countries, expanded war in Israel, so you get your base to jerk off to some retarded fantasy of having an island of ice and CANADA. Who gives a FUCK about Canada??
Shut up fayget, Vivek will deport all the outlanders and Make Morrowind Great Again.
 

Toast

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He should make PR a state and force English upon the population. Maybe even ban Spanish. A vacation home down there would be nice but really need the locals to speak my language. I would say the Virgin Islands too, but they are quite "dark".
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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He should make PR a state and force English upon the population. Maybe even ban Spanish. A vacation home down there would be nice but really need the locals to speak my language. I would say the Virgin Islands too, but they are quite "dark".
Go visit San Juan, rubester. They speak English pretty damn well
 
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