Are ya?

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Ewww. I don't look at my asshole but I'm sure it's fine.
I didn't need to see that

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Sounds like Thursday is going to be date night, don't want to let all that lube go to waste.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Your husband’s sperm.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Given how his asshole has been power auger-ed into oblivion, this colonoscopy will probably take around twenty seconds. The doctor could just use a flashlight to have a look around that drainage ditch of a rectum. He probably has opossums living in there.

 

[Zeroman]

He probably has opossums living in there.

AIDS-riddled, as I wouldn't think the pREP would pass along to them.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

The endoscopist is gonna have a stern chat with Jimmy about the need to limit the amount of anal sex he engages in.

Jim will probably try to make all kinds of awkward jokes with the nurses about his wife with a dick..and while he’s passed out the doc and the nurses are going to talk shit about him—I guarantee it.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The endoscopist is gonna have a stern chat with Jimmy about the need to limit the amount of anal sex he engages in.

Jim will probably try to make all kinds of awkward jokes with the nurses about his wife with a dick..and while he’s passed out the doc and the nurses are going to talk shit about him—I guarantee it.

"My wife was concerned and thought I should see you, as there's a lot of blood on her cock after she fucks me."

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

He's a really weird guy to think sharing this kind of shit is funny. Seriously, no one wants to know.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

"My wife was concerned and thought I should see you, as there's a lot of blood on her cock after she fucks me."

Here’s hoping Jim refuses anesthesia because he’s a pussy, he squirms around like the worm he is, and the doctor massively perforates his bowel

 

[Turk February]

Here’s hoping Jim refuses anesthesia because he’s a pussy, he squirms around like the worm he is, and the doctor massively perforates his bowel

:O - he may have heard that Ron refused it during surgery and want to imitate because they're in a gay-ay secret society together - this could work out

 

[Chapel]

 

[Turk February]

Yeah, I've been to Europa too. Fucking sucks, after like 10 PM everything is closed and you can't even smoke. Gay ass fucking moon, but what else can you expect from moons these days.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Honey my doctor only gave me a 12-pack of cheap Lady Di diapers, can ya believe it?
Does he know who I am to mmmmotherfuck me like that!? Let me write a stern email. What a sccccuuuuuumbag.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

He's a really weird guy to think sharing this kind of shit is funny. Seriously, no one wants to know.

One must feed their humiliation fetish.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The endoscopist is gonna have a stern chat with Jimmy about the need to limit the amount of anal sex he engages in.

Jim will probably try to make all kinds of awkward jokes with the nurses about his wife with a dick..and while he’s passed out the doc and the nurses are going to talk shit about him—I guarantee it.

Can you imagine the interview before the procedure? "Yes I take prep, see that lady dressed like a whore in the lobby? " "yes yes I know she's dressed like she's going clubbing to a doctor's office, anyhow, she's a dude and wrecks my asshole nightly"

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Can you imagine the interview before the procedure? "Yes I take prep, see that lady dressed like a whore in the lobby? " "yes yes I know she's dressed like she's going clubbing to a doctor's office, anyhow, she's a dude and wrecks my asshole nightly"

“Mr Norton do you have someone here to drive you home after the procedure?”

“Yes you see that 6’2 guy in a dress filming a video of himself in the waiting room? That’s my ride.”

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Isn't pretty much every day colonoscopy day in the Norton household?