Are we still all going to jail?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pats told us for 3 years we’re all getting arrested, then it was prison, then it was we’re all being killed but has he said anything recently about our futures? He was really confident about how we would all be serving life sentences in maximum security prisons but something happened and he hasn’t been so sure of himself. Wha Happened, Pat? I was told there would be a knock and unless I was in the shower and missed it I haven’t heard a knock.

 

[captain_kamala]

I have a warrant out for a 1 star felony book review in Wisconsin. i'm sure they'll be extraditing me any day now

 

[OpieRadio]

Uhh as you can probably see my record there, this is no habitual thing for me, uhh I haven't had a ticket in uhh gosh 10 years I think, im not sure of the exact date. but um no the moneys not important to me thats thats a trivial amount, its uhhh the points and the stain on my insurance going forward, this was just - this was - im quite embarassed by this honestly, this is just not how I behave.

 

[JumboYumYums]

Even if Spaceedge really was Canyon Boykin absolutely nothing would have happened.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I’ve been stepping up my prag rape in anticipation.

 

[Heyfellas]

You’re already there, atalker.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Even if Spaceedge really was Canyon Boykin absolutely nothing would have happened.

That's not true. I mean, did you SEE Pat's clever grand canyon tweets? My god, those were brutal. He might have done more of them!

 

[FLUUUID]

Quietly was the key, stlaker

 

[guest]

Man, Pat’s is a level of faggotry that just keeps peaking. I just assumed this fetal alcohol syndrome case had learned enough about OwenA to not make these kinds of mistakes.

He was on the old subs all the time. How does he not know SpaceEdge’s name? Or that ‘CarolMaxheinie’ is Joe Cumia’s wife’s name and in fact a delightful homosexual gentleman using that username for rib thieving purposes.

It all makes sense now. He’s very fat and very gay.

 

[Midian9876]

I think as a moral victory, Pat should take Kuhn’s politically motivated incarceration as a small victory. Even tho he never got into the pat posting, that crooked nosed jig would have been one of us.

I do wonder if he is sad though if he couldn’t turn littLe Quadan into pepperoni after he like a splattered line a tossed jackolantern. Oh well.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Or that ‘CarolMaxheinie’ is Joe Cumia’s wife’s name

Ahem. @captain_kamala , care to opine about whether Carol and Joe are married?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I hope so, I got his number and address tattooed on my back so that the guy raping me for calling pat fat will pay him a visit when he gets out