Are all DJs retarded to a hilarious degree?

[The Talking Dead]

I've yet to see any evidence to the contrary...




(I'm aware this video is edited but the point still stands)

 

[cachorro]

i think youd have to do a lot of party drugs to be a decent DJ so the holes in the brain pile up pretty quick

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

the holes in the brain pile up pretty quick

I was born with those. Can't beat a natural talent.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

The one from Linkin Park was always pretty cool, especially compared to faggot Shinoda, though much much "DJing" he ever actually did can be questioned.

 

[LingerLonger]

.....checks early life section on wikipedia....

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

There was a brief moment in world history where so many wanted to virtue signal. Remember cops bending the knee or countries with like 45 blacks making Floyd murals?
The tv shows cops and live PD were canceled. You can't see it but I'm making the jerk off motion with my hand

 

[BUBBLER]

They all do that gay headphones shit

Slightly related, this shattered my ribs, and the DJ was a legend

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

How about DJ Tom "Aviici" Bergling who killed himself with a broken glass bottle reportedly gouging his throat and/or wrists at the height of his fame. Also, there's the DJ chic Lucy Stone who took a header off her tower block balcony to her death as well.

Nice killing yourself after you achieve your dreams because you're exhausted from partying too much, stupid.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I never even really understood what they do in the modern context. What is it, you press some buttons and then bob your head and make the fawk yeah chip face for awhile? I thought DJs spun records at your state's home of rock.

 

[LingerLonger]

I never even really understood what they do in the modern context. What is it, you press some buttons and then bob your head and make the fawk yeah chip face for awhile? I thought DJs spun records at your state's home of rock.

Most of them bring a pre-recorded set and pretend they are doing something by just pressing buttons. You can actually hire someone like Paris Hilton to "DJ" at your party or nightclub. And she brings a pre-recorded set and just dances and hits the buttons and works the crowd over the microphone.

 

[Steve Ramone]

How about DJ Tom "Aviici" Bergling who killed himself with a broken glass bottle reportedly gouging his throat and/or wrists at the height of his fame. Also, there's the DJ chic Lucy Stone who took a header off her tower block balcony to her death as well.

Nice killing yourself after you achieve your dreams because you're exhausted from partying too much, stupid.

These idiots destroy their brains with way too much MDMA. Imagine a lifetime bodybuilder just stops taking test one day, their body would shut down because the systems for making testosterone have atrophied. Same for these party people except their brains can't make dopamine or serotonin anymore. No wonder they kill themselves.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The Beastie Boy’s DJ Mix Master Mike was PFG.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Most of them bring a pre-recorded set and pretend they are doing something by just pressing buttons. You can actually hire someone like Paris Hilton to "DJ" at your party or nightclub. And she brings a pre-recorded set and just dances and hits the buttons and works the crowd over the microphone.

Yeah, modern DJing is full of instagram thot cunts doing just that. And the music's usually shit and uninteresting.

Gotta go underground to find someone who still mixes vinyl, e.g. Theo Parrish.

These idiots destroy their brains with way too much MDMA. Imagine a lifetime bodybuilder just stops taking test one day, their body would shut down because the systems for making testosterone have atrophied. Same for these party people except their brains can't make dopamine or serotonin anymore. No wonder they kill themselves.

It's funny as fuck tbcfhwy. I had friends that did that shit every weekend. They would say that the come down was "all in your mind", like it's got nothing to do with your brain getting completely fried (*just say no) at the end of the night.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

I never even really understood what they do in the modern context. What is it, you press some buttons and then bob your head and make the fawk yeah chip face for awhile? I thought DJs spun records at your state's home of rock.

My favorite is the jerk offs standing up on stage in front of a lone DJ controller that is clearly not even plugged in, no power supply and still turning knobs and pushing levers! Fucking mutts!

Was a good Owen A bit back in da day to watch and mock those faggotster videos.

 

[PogromStallone]

The fact that Paulie D and Paris Hilton can become really successful DJs should tell you everything you need to know. I'm not even knocking them, from what I've understood they're actually good at it.