April Rains Hate Thread

[Easily_Remembered]

They stink, and I don't like them.

I have heard Kiwifarms user April Rains still uses checks at the supermarket, and holds up the line while filling it out.

I have heard Kiwifarms user April Rains slurps from a straw loudly, and hampered the enjoyment of others at the new Spider-Man : Home Alone 2 Lost in New York movie.

I heard Kiwifarms user April Rains thinks that the banana Runt is the best of the Runts.

What have you heard about Kiwifarms user April Rains?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Someone who needs to be a moral-compass for trolling is nothing more than a hateable cunt.

 

[Udders]

April Rains used to leave their hand up after being called on.

April Rains left hot dog water in the pot on the stove after cooking them.

 

[42069]

I heard he brings his Queen out to early

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains sat up front in the school bus so they could talk to the bus driver.

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains still listens to Howard Stern.

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains buys people Hot Topic gift cards for Christmas.

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains is lobbying for Sirius XM to resign Jim and Sam to a lofty contract.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

April Rains gives a good gum job

 

[guest]

I heard he brings his Queen out to early

I heard he doesn't know how to en passant.

 

[NoBacon]

April Rains thinks everyone should get vaccinated and he calls the police on people breaking lockdown rules.

April Rains trusts the “science” and thinks the government couldn’t make us get injected if it was bad for us.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains is a firm believer in "Build Back Better".

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains is an advocate for "body positivity", and calls out "fat shamers".

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains reports any accounts on social media that spoil Marvel movies.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Dare it be said, April Rains is Paul Weimer?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I gotta think a troll with a moral compass is either a mole or a plant. April Rains sucks and their idea of trolling is like paying for your meal at Burger King and then driving by the window and yelling “suckers haha” as you drive away without getting your food. In other words April Rains sucks camel dicks as a troll.

 

[RobertMewler]

AprilRains is a literal female. She's the hole of the Pig thread.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

AprilRains is a literal female. She's the hole of the Pig thread.

Biological or after market?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains double dips tortilla chips

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains farts in elevators and then blames it on a war veteran

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains is Scott Shannon

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

How can someone who frequents KF not appreciate the level this went to? It's OK to enjoy both places. What a fucking faggot.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains leaves tips at restaurants all in change.

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains responds to every anecdote with, "That's just like an anime I just watched!".

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains thinks that 2U is better than U2.

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains thinks that Jimmy Fallon is currently undergoing a "comedy Renaissance".

 

[AntSucks]

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains asks the clerk in front of you to check if they have it out back

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains youtube favorites are the basis for youtube's trending page

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains is the one that reports nudity on youtube

I heard that Kiwifarms user April Rains thinks that 2021 Netflix shows are better than early 2000s HBO.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

AprilRains is a literal female. She's the hole of the Pig thread.

Makes her an even bigger faggot than if she was a troon

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I heard he brings his Queen out to early

And he uses chess.com instead of lichess.

 

[42069]

And he uses chess.com instead of lichess.

I have both but have been using chess because it’s better on my phone can’t wait for new Xmas computer to get back on LI