Apparently this warrants you to call yourself a veteran and brag that you served your country

[CorradoSoprano4]

 

[Serious Business]

 

[UnPRePared]

These potatoes DON'T TREAD ON ME, LIBTARD!

 

[Ladynyahh]

Gotta admit, the Jimi Hendrix impression (singing) is not terrible... everything else is however

 

[The Greaseman]

Joe served honorably in the 82nd chairborne

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Thank yew for your 3 months of service.


Joe you poser.

 

[Serious Business]

Gotta admit, the Jimi Hendrix impression (singing) is not terrible... everything else is however

One would hope that after 40 years of being a musician that singing a song you’ve sang thousands of times while drenched in reverb would sound “not terrible”

 

[Petworth dude]

Joe was trained to suck 800 cocks in the field.

 

[guest]

It seems bullshit to call yourself a veteran unless you served in a war. Isn't that why they say "a WW2 veteran" or "a veteran of the Falklands war" etc. If you were logistics or whatever, far away from any fighting, you could still call yourself one. You took part at least. But to spend a year in North Carolina, sucking dicks and reheating pre-cooked slop, and to talk about yourself as if you're just as much of a member of the Airborne as some kid who was clearing caves in Trashcanistan is faggotry of the highest order.

 

[Serious Business]

But to spend a year in North Carolina, sucking dicks and reheating pre-cooked slop,

A year? Did Joe hang around the base for another 9 months after he got kicked out?

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[guest]

A year? Did Joe hang around the base for another 9 months after he got kicked out?

I was guessing based on hazy recollection

 

[Convict Wyzz]

It seems bullshit to call yourself a veteran unless you served in a war. Isn't that why they say "a WW2 veteran" or "a veteran of the Falklands war" etc. If you were logistics or whatever, far away from any fighting, you could still call yourself one. You took part at least. But to spend a year in North Carolina, sucking dicks and reheating pre-cooked slop, and to talk about yourself as if you're just as much of a member of the Airborne as some kid who was clearing caves in Trashcanistan is faggotry of the highest order.

I'm incredibly ashamed that my fat retard son was a peacetime potato peeler and has the gall to call himself a veteran. I apologize on his behalf.

Crack?

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

This is my peeler. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.

 

[UnPRePared]

Joe has never jumped from a plane. He's never even used a plane for wood.

I'd say he's barely on this plane of existence, but he's too amusing to lose. Look at him -

Proof that animals can make music.

 

[Jenna]

Kind of a funny image to picture Joe jumping out a plane with like a giant pot of creamed corn. Deploys the parachute and starts stirring it while he glides down. "I'm almost there guys!" when he's still at 2500 feet.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

 

[Petworth dude]

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