Anyone use performance enhancers athletically?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

On my mind today is Meldonium / Mildronate:

I had some in-stock & had a medical thing whereby I declared it useful, but it's really got my 8 mile bike ride into a cruise, & my cock is real plumped-up.

If I do a nicer podacast then I'm gonna play 'wheel of meat', except one of the guesses will be... ya' know, it's sounds good slapped on the desk. Bonus prize to guess the size!

But seriously, all the olympians, etc. where using it til it got banned a couple years back. Anyone else got any thoughts?

 

[Turk February]

I took ecstasy before a debate in university once. I was asked to leave.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I took ecstasy before a debate in university once. I was asked to leave.

did you try to play wheel of meat?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I took ecstasy before a debate in university once. I was asked to leave.

Haha why’d you get kicked out?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Haha why’d you get kicked out?

I assumed it might be a funny one-liner which allows for the audience imagination... but if it's true I do want to hear the story

 

[Turk February]

Haha why’d you get kicked out?

I think I might have been very high

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I think I might have been very high

I’ve been high everywhere and never kicked out of a place

 

[Turk February]

I’ve been high everywhere and never kicked out of a place

then you've never been very high

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

then you've never been very high

I’ve danced with coyotes brotherman.

 

[Guest]

Big fan of ECA. I’ll take the ephedrine with my pre workout and lift. I also find ephedrine useful for endurance cardio although I know most don’t use it that way.

Would love the meldonium for my next jiu jitsu tournament. I’ve heard it’s extremely taxing on the body though.

i use benzos now for wakeboarding and snowboarding. I get very anxious that I may injure myself and be out of work, so I’ll take 0.125mg of Xanax or 2.5mg of Valium and that’s enough to get me out of my head but not sedate me or fuck with my balance.

 

[guest]

Big fan of ECA. I’ll take the ephedrine with my pre workout and lift. I also find ephedrine useful for endurance cardio although I know most don’t use it that way.

I took that when I got shredded and was having heart palpitations taking two a day. kills hunger, it's honestly so easy not to be a fat bloke with bitch tits. I don't think you're supposed to chain smoke on it though.

 

[Guest]

I took that when I got shredded and was having heart palpitations taking two a day. kills hunger, it's honestly so easy not to be a fat bloke with bitch tits. I don't think you're supposed to chain smoke on it though.

Yeah if I’m doing a weight cut I use it. It allows me to still keep my energy up and be active while suppressing the hunger and following my diet.

I’ve never had heart palpitations from it, but then again I didn’t even have them from meth or cocaine.

 

[Nigger John]

Semen

 

[Nigger John]

I used to do pre work shit but it always made me feel like shit. Did they take “black powder” off the market. I could legit feel the outline of my kidney on that shit.

I do take cold showers thou, before the gym.

 

[DMAN]

Semen

You mix that into your preworkout?

 

[PickleRickle]

Those 3 week long esters are interesting. You take a shot once per week, by week 3 you're obviously on steroids to everyone around you. Testosterone Cypionate.

 

[Nigger John]

You mix that into your preworkout?

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[DMAN]

Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Cum Eater

 

[PickleRickle]

Imagine thinking you've got shit under control because instead of cumming on his own terms, he lets god take the wheel and blows fat loads into his bellybutton at night while he's sleeping. He's probably got a homunculus growing in there by now.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Always afraid to add anything extra to my pre-workout. Even if I have a cup of coffee beforehand, I get faggy-nervous and worry that I'm going to drop dead from a stroke after deadlifting so I don't push myself as hard, which defeats the entire purpose.