Anyone not have a LinkedIn?

[guest]

Seems like it's a bunch of faggots on there. 'LOOK AT ME AND MY WITTY POST ABOUT CORPORATE CULTURE.' Turning into a bunch of Tomlinsons.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I only have a profile because that's kinda how recruiters find people for freelance work, which is my bread and butter.

But the faggoty posts are worse there than any other social media platform.

 

[johnnynoname]

i agree with OP

Having a job is gay af

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

No it's better that way cause chicks won't get notified when I look them up

 

[guest]

No, I don’t have any social media accounts

 

[Carl Winslow]

i had one for 2 weeks, 5 years ago.

 

[Udders]

No, social media is strange enough where people post every minute detail of their lives, but also your entire work and education history? No thanks.

 

[guest]

A bunch of corporate ass kissers with no dignity trying to make themselves look good. What kind of faggot wants to talk about work once they're off the clock? And besides the pandering, you get these douchebags posting inspirational quotes. "Success on the battlefield is [blah blah blah]..." - President Dwight D. Eisenhower. You work in an office. Shut the fuck up.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I only have one when looking for a job. When I’m not, i delete it.

 

[ToeTriggerAidsGun]

No because I have a dead end job and my boss barely speaks English. It's pretty great.

 

[guest]

No, I don’t have any social media accounts

Same. I still use the internet like it's the late 90s. I act like a sociopath on message boards and pirate shit. That's my entire online presence.

 

[Dennyislife]

My brother talks in person like people write on linkedin I don't hide my distain of it. Haven't seen him since Christmas and won't until Easter. Just horrendous.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

I'm LinkedIn and strung out. I got a megabyte in a terabyte and I can PM in a DM in a millisecond.

Are ya and can ya?

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

i had one for 2 weeks, 5 years ago.

They banned him for nigger posting

 

[Dog Eater]

I have a fake one for checking on people. It blows my mind that people actually use it.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I have a fake one for checking on people. It blows my mind that people actually use it.

Same.

 

[Carl Winslow]

I had one because the military to normal people class I took kept saying you "needed" one to get a good job.

The site was retarded and I didn't like the fact people would get a pinged if you clicked on their link.

we need myspace back.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I don’t have a LinkedIn, I already have a very solid 5 year plan for my life which ends with swan diving off the Golden Gate Bridge

 

[guest]

I don’t have a LinkedIn, I already have a very solid 5 year plan for my life which ends with swan diving off the Golden Gate Bridge

Sounds horrendous. I bet like 75% of jumpers at the golden gate end up severely injured but conscious and then just flail around and drown in the abyss for a minute or two. Just buy some heroin and overdose.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Sounds horrendous. I bet like 75% of jumpers at the golden gate end up severely injured but conscious and then just flail around and drown in the abyss for a minute or two. Just buy some heroin and overdose.

You should find and watch The Bridge.