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I have Asian in-laws, and want to impress them
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Anyone know any good Asian jokes?
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Have you heard of the best selling Korean cookbook?
It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
It's called 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog
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Steamed is much better.
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Bu, Chu and Fu were three friends looking to emmigrate to the US for a better life. Bu chose the all-American name Buck. Chu chose a down-to-earth name of Chuck and Fu....
Visa denied!
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Yeah, ask to see one of their dicks
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Me chinese, me play joke, me put covid in your coke.
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Don't forget about that semenal classic "Chinese Population Explosion" by Wie Fukem Yung, and also the lesser known "Brown Spots on the Wall" by Hoo Flung Poo
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How do asians tell each other apart? They squint.
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Junior: A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." (short pause) You don't get it?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
Bobby: I get it. He drives a Lincoln Continental. What?
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Chinese guy's in bed with his wife, say's "Honey I wanna 69!" She say's "Why you want beef 'w broccori now?"
Mmmhmm dis beef's not tender, no wonder dey drag chinks around behind da truck. Snodlinns!
Mmmhmm dis beef's not tender, no wonder dey drag chinks around behind da truck. Snodlinns!
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516-922-W-I-N-E Free jokes for the universe since 1979!
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Did you hear about the Chinese lookalike contest? They all won first place.
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something about a sideways pussy.
Asians have a weird sense of humour, so tell them you flush their daughter's head in the toilet & film it for youtube, they'll love it
Asians have a weird sense of humour, so tell them you flush their daughter's head in the toilet & film it for youtube, they'll love it
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That's a pretty good fawkin bit tbhwitcha.
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Waddru Doodlru
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Just keep bringing up how Oppenheimer is the movie of the year.
Also, are you white? Explain to them that tiny Asian vaginas are biologically meant for tiny Asian penises, so when a normal-sized white, Latino, or especially black comes along it really rocks the shit out of them.
Also, are you white? Explain to them that tiny Asian vaginas are biologically meant for tiny Asian penises, so when a normal-sized white, Latino, or especially black comes along it really rocks the shit out of them.