Anyone here successfully stopped being a weird, autistic faggot in social situations?

[Professor Rape]

I say odd shit to people.

Help me.

 

[New Name]

Just imagine your audience is naked

 

[Turk February]

Only if there's music. Otherwise I talk too much and bum myself everyone else out.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I go to Communion parties at my local VFW hall and ask the kids if they’re being indoctrinated by kikes

 

[Harry Tasker]

No.

 

[PogromStallone]

Haha, no.

 

[BUBBLER]

Nigga check the url

 

[Steve Ramone]

As soon as there's people I don't know in the situation I just clam up. Safer that way.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm quite personable, but I don't enjoy it

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Ask yourself: What Would Opie Say?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I can either fuckin broooooood, man, or be a regular Chatty Kathy that won't shut up.

Think I motherfucked myself out of a few job interviews because I don't know when to pull the ripcord on my tangents. Eventually it always leads to Zionists and the government.

 

[Leeeavings]

Nope

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I was pretty weird in my early adolescent years and would tell Pat-tier tall tales. I stopped doing that at around 14.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Someone asked me how to use the coffee machine at work this morning and I’ve been replaying the interaction in my head ever since

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Yeah

 

[BUBBLER]

Someone asked me how to use the coffee machine at work this morning and I’ve been replaying the interaction in my head ever since

Did you slam their head into the machine

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Wwaw finding talking to people to be physically exhausting.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Not, I'm the pinnacle of charm and charisma in every room I'm in.

 

[Fuck]

Someone asked me how to use the coffee machine at work this morning and I’ve been replaying the interaction in my head ever since

I do that shit like I’m rehearsing for a show

 

[Turk February]

I have BPD so I get insulted really easily. But for the most part I'm pretty good.