Anyone here ever use a scanner to scan their penis and send it to girl on AOL back in the day?

[aRTie02150]

I remember going through my friends computer and he had scanned photos of his penis. I made fun of him for a very long time and he always thought I was going to tell other kids about it.

It was hilarious because it was all squished lol.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why did he close the top so tightly? Have to admit that that’s a pretty good bit though.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Did you ever tell any other kids about it?

 

[HH Brother]

Back in my young funster days, I once scanned my hairy balls and bird to a girl in a chatroom. The scanner lid wasn't very comfortable, funster.

It wasn't flattering since you can't properly scan an erection so you need to send a softy. I'm surprised I didn't get back "nice pores, faggot."

teehee

 

[Phish]

I scanned my ass at my moms work as a kid. Probably squished my little pecker in there as well but i don’t remember.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

if you dont use the printer to make black and white copies of your ass and balls your a homo

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Has anyone ever stuck their dick in a printer and got toner all over themselves? Me neither, that would be weird.

 

[aRTie02150]

Why did he close the top so tightly? Have to admit that that’s a pretty good bit though.

I remember it being a Lexmark X73. Lid wasn't light.

Did you ever tell any other kids about it?

Nope because I didn't even have a scanner or printer and still used 56k so likely could have gotten made fun of for being poor.

 

[Wa4892]

When I read things like this, I want to run to church and light a candle thanking god I was in a rock solid, happy marriage long before the internet was invented.

 

[Dog Eater]

Yes, the key to scanning an erection is to put the scanner on the floor and lie on your side.

 

[Carl Winslow]

AOL and Yahoo were the start of my porn attention.