Anyone have this medical condition?

[Dennyislife]

Doctor Nicholas Chapman put bodily fluid in woman's coffee

Dr Nicholas Chapman will be sentenced in July after being found guilty of a sexual offence.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I can picture exactly how the cum would curdle and coagulate in that cup of coffee.
How did he think someone would not notice that

 

[LingerLonger]

What is the more extreme version of the perv switch?

 

[Stent]

AHGOOOSHHH!!! Here's your coffee, you fuckin' hooahh!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I have that same condition where I jack off in peoples drinks and make up retarded excuses. Jizzalitus.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

After becoming suspicious, the woman kept a sample of one of the drinks.

"Am I crazy or does this coffee taste a little cummy?"

 

[aRTie02150]

Boy he's a bad liar.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

"Am I crazy or does this coffee taste a little cummy?"

I picture her asking a black lady coworker how it tastes and she goes “Oooh das nut. Das nut, baby. Oh helll nahhh”

 

[Meownaw]

AHGOOOSHHH!!! Here's your coffee, you fuckin' hooahh!

Hey honey would you like a little Creme Bruloaaaad? AGOOOOOOOOOO! (Real Dice quote I wish I was that clever)

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Women knew something was up when their coffees were being snatched by fags and they'd throw it in their own faces

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Not sure if I believe him, but as long as he doesn't look like some diddler I'll give him the benefit of...

Oh boy

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Women knew something was up when their coffees were being snatched by fags and they'd throw it in their own faces

LOD

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

LOD

No child, I am not the Legion of Doom. Those are your delusions.

 

[Dog Eater]

I have a friend who used to put small amounts of jizz on his sister’s friend’s toothbrush when she slept over. Then he’d watch her brushing her teeth and go and jerk off again.