Anyone have a crazy ass mom?

[guest]

It's very stressful to be around her. She flips out over every little thing that inconveniences her. I'm surprised I haven't made a lampshade out of human skin yet.

On vacation visiting her btw.

 

[Carl Winslow]

CNN ruined my mom

 

[NortheastPhilly]

My conception robbed my mom of her youth and it makes upset to see her desperately try to live the 20s she never got to have. Pushing 50 and getting blackout drunk at family gatherings thinking she can hang with the kids playing flip cup.
Love that nigga though

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

@MattC1993 comment?

 

[guest]

My conception robbed my mom of her youth and it makes upset to see her desperately try to live the 20s she never got to have. Pushing 50 and getting blackout drunk at family gatherings thinking she can hang with the kids playing flip cup.
Love that nigga though

She sounds fun at least.

 

[aRTie02150]

Mine is impossible to have a conversation with and it makes me sad sometimes.

 

[Ladynyahh]

ME: My mom was a fawkin narcissist, it was all ME ME MEEEE sniff

 

[Stent]

Bone Tomahawk had the right idea about women.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Whenever it was that Scary Movie 2 was out on DVD, my mum caught a scene that was "demonic" and ejected the disc, put it in the cover and said "I'm not having that devil shit in the house!" and put it in the back porch.

Other than that, she's a nice and fairly sane lady.

 

[guest]

CNN ruined my mom

Same. She got very angry and wouldn't speak to me for months when I said it was obvious that Chris Cuomo was faking COVID. Now whenever she brings up political shit, I just shut it down. I think it genuinely terrifies her when I illustrate how (((uninformed))) she is for watching that shit, so I leave it alone. She's old, fuck it. Also, she's been trained to act like someone shot her cat whenever someone even says Trump's name. I wish I was joking.

 

[Stent]

Crazy women are great in bed.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

My mom is a nice woman and there are certainly much worse moms out there but she is a narcissist. She held a grudge against our newborn for months because when we brought him home he freaked out and cried the first time she held him.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

My mom did some goofy finger tapping around certain parts of your hand while saying things phooey from our psycologist family friend and I think it exorcised her womanly menopausal demons

 

[guest]

She's a good drinking buddy and my kids adore her. Smokes too much dope and never stops talking (women amirite) but overall she's fine.

 

[AntSucks]

My mother forgot to tell me that I owned a share in my father's estate. He died in the 00s. She only told me now because the bank is foreclosing and wants me to take on some of the debt. I suspected some fraud had been committed, because my name is on documents I never knew existed and had to get a lawyer to investigate it and tell them to fuck off and pay my fees. She bakes a nice cake though, but I'll never taste it again.

 

[guest]

What would Freud have to say about all this? Nyehehhe.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

My mother is a narcissistic cunt. I finally had enough, and told her to lose my number a few years ago.

Haven't talked to her since.

 

[guest]

I'm just sad not every brotherman has a mother like Terry Clifford. She's the mom the forum needs but don't deserve.

 

[captain_kamala]

my mom is insane. i stayed there for the weekend, no trash can in the guest room. so i collected my trash in a plastic bag. and i thought you know what, i should just really bring this with me and throw it out somewhere because she's gonna be all up in my business. but i threw it away in the kitchen trash. BIG fucking mistake.
WHAT IS THIS? i just took the trash out last night and now there's something in it. you know how i am!
yes i know how you are you have a guest in your house and an unexpected item in the trash can you can't let anything go
oh my god so stressful