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Imagine as a goof, you come up with a hobby..."poop scraping". You try to scrape the thinnest filaments from BEAST SHITS.

You keep maintaining poker face...you market this new thing. It becomes viral/trendy.

Fastforward 7 years later, and girls are posting their 'poop scraping' vlogs, each adding some signature filter or poop scrape in a unique setting/living room (while secretly showing off her interior decor/aesthetics).

That's how I see ASMR hoes
 

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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Shit is annoying as fuck. Cunt.

The udders on this Russian bitch.

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Imagine as a goof, you come up with a hobby..."poop scraping". You try to scrape the thinnest filaments from BEAST SHITS.

You keep maintaining poker face...you market this new thing. It becomes viral/trendy.

Fastforward 7 years later, and girls are posting their 'poop scraping' vlogs, each adding some signature filter or poop scrape in a unique setting/living room (while secretly showing off her interior decor/aesthetics).

That's how I see ASMR hoes
This is a brilliant idea. Do you have a crypto token or an NFT I could invest in?
 

Not bad

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I'd love to hate on it but I can actually experience it (on very rare occasions). It's like a morphine injection. Those intentional videos never work for me though.
 

WhereWeAt

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Imagine as a goof, you come up with a hobby..."poop scraping". You try to scrape the thinnest filaments from BEAST SHITS.

You keep maintaining poker face...you market this new thing. It becomes viral/trendy.

Fastforward 7 years later, and girls are posting their 'poop scraping' vlogs, each adding some signature filter or poop scrape in a unique setting/living room (while secretly showing off her interior decor/aesthetics).

That's how I see ASMR hoes
Beast shits... That guy's gotta post here, right?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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It is super gay and makes you feel like a lonely loser but it does work for me sometimes. It feels like someone's running their fingers through your hair. I get it more with the lights than the sounds. Any of the ones of people making saliva noises with their mouth make me want to cut my face off. It's not a sexual thing for me at all either. I usually watch some British street shitter dude with a super calm voice doing optometry and cranial nerve exams. And I'd never actually let an Indian touch my face.

Regardless, I really do feel like I'm arguing that I watch gay porn because it relaxes me right now.
 

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
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The world really is fascinating when you see a story about a young fit high school athlete dying of a freak heart attack yet guys like this just keep on chugging along
Seriously. If you ever want to go down a strange rabbit hole check out this channel. He always brings weird autistic dudes with him and the banter is hilarious
 
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