Anyone find it odd how Patrick describes Trump/Epstein/Hitler's penises?

[Brooke Shields]

He would say things about them being small and "mushroom shaped"...

But in all of my time busting balls with friends, we either jokingly refer to someone not being able to get a girl because they have too big of a hog/mammoth/canon or that they're gay for hanging out with their girlfriend who tugs on their chode or shrimp/needle dick

...but never has it been in our vernacular to describe a cock as tiny mushroom like..

It's almost as if he's projecting based on experi-- no, no nevermind.

 

[SFWA liaison]

perhaps he was molested by someone with a mushroom shaped penis and he's grappling with the trauma

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

perhaps he was molested by someone with a mushroom shaped penis and he's grappling with the trauma

You're saying a local Paul Weimar type fucked middle-school Patrick retarded?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Aren't penises all more or less "mushroom shaped"? I dunno if Piggly Wiggly specified what sort of mushroom the dicks in question resembled.