Anyone ever wonder how many shirts he's torn trying to take them off his fat body?

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Gotta be hundreds right?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Like that fat hobo could afford a hundred shirts

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Good thing his garbagewear for infants probably comes in a pack of 5 for $5 from Kohl’s.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nikki I tore my x-wing shirt with my muscles again, drop what you're doing and go to the store NOW

 

[AntSucks]

All Futurama shirts are made of a space age elastic material. No thin person would ever wear one.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He has dresser drawers filled with this stuff.

 

[N64 Cube]

I’m sure he needs to purchase replacement shirts weekly

 

[Stent]

Like trying to take the casing off a sausage and put it back on again.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Pulls a Fez and wears the Brewers jersey for a month at a time.

 

[kingship75]

Pulls a Fez and wears the Brewers jersey for a month at a time.

That's.... That's all I've got, child.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Pulls a Fez and wears the Brewers jersey for a month at a time.

Do you think when Pat pulls that jersey from his fat, disgusting sweat-damp body it sounds like a boot pulling out of the mud?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Do you think when Pat pulls that jersey from his fat, disgusting sweat-damp body it sounds like a boot pulling out of the mud?

Nah like packing tape coming off real fast