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Anyone ever been to a yanky cranky? (Wishy washy)

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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I've been to a few of them. Basically any massage place staffed by Asians is one. I used to see this Thai woman called "Sunshine" and after my first visit she would just start blowing me and drop any pretense of massage. She also let me fuck her once. She used to call me her sexy man.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
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I've been to a few of them. Basically any massage place staffed by Asians is one. I used to see this Thai woman called "Sunshine" and after my first visit she would just start blowing me and drop any pretense of massage. She also let me fuck her once. She used to call me her sexy man.
I don’t think Sunshine was her real name haha.
 

chocolatehellhole

a pizzeria with no children's menu
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I've been to a few of them. Basically any massage place staffed by Asians is one. I used to see this Thai woman called "Sunshine" and after my first visit she would just start blowing me and drop any pretense of massage. She also let me fuck her once. She used to call me her sexy man.
Is "Sunshine" one of your four "best friends" perchance?

Did she also "let" you fuck her once on May 24th 2022?

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Once by accident. I had like an hour to kill and some chinese woman on the street offered me a message, my naive ass thought it was legit. Then she said she'd fuck me for a little more money...PFG! I enjoyed it.

Edit: I think I've posted this here before. Maybe I'm running out of shit to say.
 

Milk74

I'm black Irish
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I've been to a few of them. Basically any massage place staffed by Asians is one. I used to see this Thai woman called "Sunshine" and after my first visit she would just start blowing me and drop any pretense of massage. She also let me fuck her once. She used to call me her sexy man.
Can it even be considered rape when they can't report you to the police because their whole existence here is illegal?
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Probably, but I was there for a massage. I asked for their beefiest masseuse, and for a Chinee she was fairly stout. Hot stones were nice, but she just didn't have the hand strength to get the knots out and I saw her wincing and massaging her wrists as I was leaving. 5/10, would have been better if she just blew me.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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One time a friend and I were working for a small computer business in a generic strip mall, this was before apple stores and we were one of the few places that were apple authorized and we did a decent amount of business to business sales. Anyhow, we had desks across from each other and it was a very casual place to work. One day he says, I'll be right back, not thinking anything of it, we all do it, run to the store, get a snack etc. He comes back about an hour later and he's there looking at me like a cat just caught a rat.
Finally right before quitting time he says, Jim, I gotta tell you something, when I left earlier I went to the massage parlor down the street and got a handy lol. I asked him if she was hot and he said eh..she was kind of old hahaha
 

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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there's so fucking many where I live, never been to one though
In the last year or so, three opened up near me. All Oriental massage parlors. All three are currently boarded up for 'sex trafficking' and 'prostitution'. Though one of them was being used as a warehouse for illegal asian immigrants and that's why it was initially busted. Clearly the Chinese government or some other group is backing these things being opened everywhere.
 
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