Anyone else hate Pat from Moonachie?

[Maybe even kiss you]

I used to feel bad for him, but I'm getting tired of his 'lovable loser' shtick. The latest development is that they cant save his sight because he won't stop shoving salt into his fat face.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'd just fucking kill myself at that point.

I mean, he kinda is too, just in the dumbest way.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I'd just fucking kill myself at that point.

I mean, he kinda is too, just in the dumbest way.

I was typing the same thing as you posted. Honestly I’d kill myself at this point.

What’s he got going for him? Lives in squalid conditions, serious health issue and impoverished. It’s a trifecta of horrible.

 

[Dennyislife]

It's the most pitiful ending in the o&a universe and considering the competition he has that's pretty damning.

 

[guest]

I thought Pat had a Lincoln Continental.

 

[Udders]

I have no sympathy for anyone who refuses to take even basic care of themselves, fuck him. What a waste of oxygen.

 

[guest]

Did he eat too many bananas before surgery or sumtin?

Seriously though how disgusting can you be

 

[shitinthemouthofchrist]

Imagine how bad his ass smells on a daily basis

 

[Zombie247]

He will be dead next year.

I don't hate him. It's just irritating that he didn't try to clean himself up. With the hand outs & opportunities he was given.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Like reverse Frankenstein he's being removed one part at a time. I hope he dies as he lives and suffers a long, painful, worthless death.

 

[PatheticIfTrue]

Hate him? No.
Pat was the only consistently funny caller to O&A

Not going to feel sorry for someone committing suicide by eating himself to death tho.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Who’s pat from moonerkye?



In all seriousness, fuck him. He’s had more than enough time and chances to get his shit figured out. The fat faggot should be dead already. He’s a waste of resources and time. Let his body rot. Just keep a bomb squad around so no one pokes him too hard.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Stent]

This guy's a walking disaster.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Sometimes I see a thread title and just crack up at the fact its a post in the current year

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Hate? I don't know. But I do want to force him to eat spaghetti at gun point until his stomach explodes so maybe I do.

 

[guest]

I always found him endearing on the show, but he is a grifter. It's a miracle he's still alive at this point, although barely.

 

[Zeroman]

Hate? I don't know. But I do want to force him to eat spaghetti at gun point until his stomach explodes so maybe I do.

Nice gluttony, stupid.

 

[guest]

Do ya think Nana at least has gifted Pat a free sub to CP Media to pass the meager time he has left in life? Or just gave him the ol’ Ro Cumia treatment and pretends he died 5 years ago? I know I saw Norton gave him some money on a Go Fund Me to pay for whatever health issue that he had caused himself that time. I’m pretty sure it was a couple G’s but I can’t say that for certain. I just remember being surprised by how much it said he had donated on the go fund me page. I know there is absolutely zero chance Nana can swing that with his dire financial straits that he is in, but at least give the guy a subscription to your awful fucking network.

But back to the actual question.. No, I don’t hate him.

But refusing to change your eating habits at all, even in the slightest bit, to the point that you are literally getting your limbs lopped off and eyesight taken away isn’t tugging at my heart strings.

I feel worse for his pets, if they’re still living there in that hell hole of a trailer with him… That thing is the absolute epitome of living in squalor. I’d rather be imprisoned in a Syrian jail than live in that fucking thing. It’s grotesque. They’re stuck living there with a guy that probably can’t even physically feed them anymore. They’ll probably live off his carcass for awhile when he does eventually go.

I would 100000% kill myself if I was in his shoes.