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What about a nudist resort?
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Anybody ever been to, or in an orgy?
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I just don't like peckers nearby
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I've been in a threesome, does that count?
It was me, myself... and I!
Haha. Hi, I'm Dougie. How's it going?
It was me, myself... and I!
Haha. Hi, I'm Dougie. How's it going?
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I have been on a nude beach that's about it. It was nice walking into the bathroom and just taking a piss in the urinal without pulling down your shorts.
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I went to a clothing optional beach on Martha's Vineyard with my ex girlfriend when I was 19. We didn't take our clothes off. There were a bunch of naked old men and a few attractive young women who covered up their boobs when I walked by.
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I'm not involved with, but am very familiar with, the local "kink scenes" that all have fuck parties. Eyes Wide Shut it ain't; they tend to be far and away the ugliest collective people imaginable. I feel like a lot of orgies is "none of us will fuck normally, so might as well all agree to get our juices out in huge, collective bursts".
They weren't entirely unlike these guys.
They weren't entirely unlike these guys.
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In highschool I went to a topless beach in Spain.
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Imagine going to a urinal at the beach. What the fuck.
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It was actually a private bathroom on a resort and no urinal. I did wear shoes into the pisser, I'm not an animal.
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What happens at Aria stays at Aria.
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No
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No but all beaches in Greece are topless so I've seen plenty of boobies in the wild.
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Um sort of? I had a period in college where I got invited to these sort of sexually charged parties. Like the whole point of organizing the party was to play this advanced Truth or Dare type game except nobody cared about "truth".
The only "threesome" I've ever had came as a result of this. One super-hot blonde (with a huge jew nose) I was fucking enamored with and her fat roommate. The hot girl had a boyfriend and incredibly specific rules about what constitutes "cheating", so apparently to her getting completely naked and licking my neck while she watches me fuck the fat roommate isn't cheating. Fat roommate goes to sleep and I spend like 2-3 hours talking to the hot one and squeezing her ass because that doesn't count as cheating either. That fucking manipulator could have asked me to murder her boyfriend and I would have done it.
The only "threesome" I've ever had came as a result of this. One super-hot blonde (with a huge jew nose) I was fucking enamored with and her fat roommate. The hot girl had a boyfriend and incredibly specific rules about what constitutes "cheating", so apparently to her getting completely naked and licking my neck while she watches me fuck the fat roommate isn't cheating. Fat roommate goes to sleep and I spend like 2-3 hours talking to the hot one and squeezing her ass because that doesn't count as cheating either. That fucking manipulator could have asked me to murder her boyfriend and I would have done it.
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Sounds like a two and a half some but what a dumb bitch.
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It was a twosome with an audience member. Fucking hell I just want it like it happens in porn.
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I've had threesomes with three different sets of chicks. No complaints about any of them. Highly recommended!
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Monogamy is fun too. It'd probably stress me out and make me anxious that I'm not giving them equal attention. There are actual Dutch incels in off-topic who'd give a pinky to fuck a fat college girl while looking at her hotter roommate.