Anybody else think it's concerning that Patrick doesn't have any black friends?

[StealthyFag]

I just think it's a little concerning. Is Patrick secretly racist? Im starting to think so

 

[HotDogJoe]

All the evidence points in this direction.

Literally shaking and crying rn.

 

[guest]

Niki has enough for the both of them.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His colored friends are underage and wind up as pizza toppings.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Tomlinson people are so scared... of black people.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

You're kidding, you mean to tell me a man who creates a profile named "YouWillNeverFindMe1488" doesn't like black people?

 

[HotDogJoe]

His colored friends are underage and wind up as pizza toppings.

Be careful throwing such defamatory accusations around. Patrick might spend $100K to discover your identity and sue you but end up owing you $24K instead.

 

[Imager]

Be careful throwing such defamatory accusations around. Patrick might spend $100K to discover your identity and sue you but end up owing you $24K instead.

Truth is an absolute defense to these types of accusations.

That's why I have no fear at all of being sued for saying that Patrick S Thomlinson once called me out of the blue and asked me if anyone I knew had any spare nigger babies just lying around.

I was shocked and appalled, but I had to ask what he needed them for. He responded: "Papa needs to make more roni, child. More roni."

He must've caught my shock because after a very pregnant pause he said, "Don't worry, sweet summer child, Papa Patrick only makes the roni after his SFWA friends are done with the nigger babies."

I hung up the phone, shaking and crying.

It was only after finding this board that I've come up with the bravery to publicly tell this story.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

of course he does, he has to source his pepperoni from somewhere

 

[Udders]

To be fair, I don't either.

 

[stealthygeek]

Patrick only associates with people that know how to obtain a photo ID. Not very inclusive if you ask me!

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

He has their kids over for dinner all the time

 

[potatopeeler63]

Sweetie, we have the receipts little baby child.

He's a parody of himself, and he even included Niki's bull in the picture! tobias funke looking nigga

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

No no no, children. Remember that he and Thiki have a friend who is a queer nigger. They did some virtue-signaling when then went to some shithole for an anniversary celebration.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

God dammit. I done got ninja'd.

 

[stealthygeek]

No reason for him to say "Indeed" there. He just sprinkles that shit in there occasionally like they're pistachios because he thinks it makes him sound smart (it doesn't, Pat).

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

He’s friends with the whitest black person. A gay, glasses and sweater wearing twink with a generic white nerd BF (by the looks of it). At best, Fat is friends (acquaintances) with a man who happens to be black, he is not friends with a black man.

Those ebonics-spewing, hoodie-wearing types? Oh heavens no, Pat wouldn’t be caught dead around them socially. He only wants them around in the dark where they can fill Niki with a gaseous stew and he doesn’t have to converse with those low income ruffians.

Pat would get beaten to a pulp for his cunty, know it all attitude if he socialized for 1 min with any black folks.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

can't blame the fella, niggers suck

 

[fusciasomething]

Black people don’t want anything to do with Rick just like everybody else

 

[BudDickman]

I can't even imagine him talking to a black person. He is so fucking fake. I'm not crazy about black in general, but one of their few redeeming qualities is their hostility towards fake people. His pretentious and faggoty Transatlantic accent would catch him an ass-beating if he didn't avoid interacting with them like all white liberals do.