Any of you niggas into chess?

[The Talking Dead]

Just getting back into it after a few years. I fucking suck. Is it worth studying it or just better to play a lot to get better?

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

 

[The Talking Dead]

Nigga just got a mouth and neck.

 

[Dog Eater]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I used to like playing my Chinese flatmate because he was a beginner so I could beat him every time.

Then we'd play wuziqi (a bit like Go) and I couldn't really wrap my head around it. It was enraaaaging.

 

[aRTie02150]

CHOP CHESS

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I play nigga chess. The rules are if you start to loose, take your gun out and shoot your opponent, but somehow miss him and hit some kid three blocks down.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

CHOP CHESS

Your brain is broken

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

CHOP CHESS

The QUEEN?

The Bishop

Even bettah

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

In elementary school I was determined to be a "spaz" and recommended by the authorities to join the chess club. I had fun but I don't think I was ever good at the game.
As an adort I installed xBoard and got my ass kicked by the A.I. immediately every single time. I never bothered with online play.

 

[Meownaw]

Life is like chess yo.
Yeah? Is it?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

If you don't start memorizing opening theories, it's almost not worth bothering playing chess. I've got the Italian game and the Ruy Lopez down pretty well and know my first 10 moves for every counter and gambit and I'm still below club level.

It is fun playing someone who has no idea what they're doing, though. I can get a queen or even a rook into the back row and just dominate. If you memorize those two opening theories, you can pretty much beat any casual player.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My wigger friends all used to have long ass chess games. Likely because they saw some niggers playing in a movie. I never cared to learn so it always bored me. One of my best friends is goddamn near retarded but he was apparently the best at chess.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No but I like the idea of being into it. All in ( ) wit da poker though.

 

[aRTie02150]

Your brain is broken

I'm gonna sue Serch.

 

[Dog Eater]

If you don't start memorizing opening theories, it's almost not worth bothering playing chess. I've got the Italian game and the Ruy Lopez down pretty well and know my first 10 moves for every counter and gambit and I'm still below club level.

It is fun playing someone who has no idea what they're doing, though. I can get a queen or even a rook into the back row and just dominate. If you memorize those two opening theories, you can pretty much beat any casual player.

This is why Bobby invented Fischer random chess. Same game but no opportunity to memorise openings.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is why Bobby invented Fischer random chess. Same game but no opportunity to memorise openings.

Don’t people think he randomly showed up online once and won a bunch of games in a row after just wasting moves for like the first 10 turns?

 

[Dog Eater]

Don’t people think he randomly showed up online once and won a bunch of games in a row after just wasting moves for like the first 10 turns?

Yeah he would also randomly call in to televised chess and point out winning moves people missed.

 

[EraGodless]

It's cool, but I stink at it. However, I can appreciate the autists and spergs who excel at it.