Any ideas on what Bresto is saying to Pig right now?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Seriously, he has be trying so hard not to just tell Patrick it’s over. What do you fellas think?

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

"Don't fret, we've got this. Do you happen to have your credit card handy?"

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"I don't think this will affect the trial. Also the next payment is due this Friday."

- Brinton "Big Money" Resto

Edit: @Ant_It_Fun nice

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Hey Patrick, have you seen my sisters onlyfans? She's almost as fat as you.

 

[TokenX]

"You told them $100,000. It's gonna be $150,000 when I'm done with you fat boy."

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Time to get another HELOC loan on the half hovel, fatty!

 

[guest]

This faggot has no business being a lawyer and should be disbarred for this. He railroaded Pat harder than we ever have. I appreciate he did that but what a piece of shit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s very clear Bresto has been taking advantage of a mentally retarded man

 

[ISO__JOE]

“Looking at how things are going, Rick, I’m gonna need $5,700 to get the ball rolling again here.”

“my name is actually Patrick and I can bench 25–“

“I’m gonna need that $6,200 to continue this conversation.”

 

[UnPRePared]

"Ain't it fun?"

- Brinton "Dasa" Resto, Esq. VIII


"Can you give me the name to a good divorce attorney?"

- Nikki "Thikki" Tomlinson, the 2nd, beTTer wife


"Will you take a post-dated check?"

- Harper Valley Patrick Tomlinson, Atalker

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He railroaded Pat harder than we ever have.

shinkleboutit

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I imagine that Brinton is likely going to be "too busy" to take Rick's calls going forward, and he's going to bust a Carrie Goldberg and hand him off to one of his underlings.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Another tidbit of info we got from the interview is that brinton has already put the idea of an appeal in patty's fat head. He will never stop milking him.

There's so much detail to break down that I might have to bring back the Timestamping The Douchechills bit (my following demands it).

 

[AntSucks]

"But have you tried taking out a third mortgage?"

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

"So Patrick... I know that, historically, you haven't had a lot of luck... Grasping the proper protocol... When it comes to stuff like this. And I suppose that that's kinda my fault. But generally speaking, it's uh... It's not really condoned by us to make disparaging comments about the judges involved in your case before they rule on it. That could... The things you said could uh... Complicate things moving forward.

Also, and this is kinda unrelated, but my sister is... Well, she's very vocal on Twitter. And she's been in my ear about something you said on Twitter about black people being destined for crime and violence? And that every abortion a black girl gets is an immeasurable benefit to society? Look, Pat, I don't care about that stuff, I've defended pederasts. But she's really been busting my balls over it. I did tell you going in that i was certain this was a slam dunk but I did also mention the slight chance things might not quite work out to your expectations. And I think you may have to adjust yours accordingly."

 

[Mikekeke]

"Don't fret, we've got this. Do you happen to have your credit card handy?"

I'm imagining that South Park episode where Craig's mom dies and they try to sue the inventor of the toilet.

"Put more money in!"

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Another tidbit of info we got from the interview is that brinton has already put the idea of an appeal in patty's fat head. He will never stop milking him.

There's so much detail to break down that I might have to bring back the Timestamping The Douchechills bit (my following demands it).

I'd guess it was the fat bald faggot in CA that did. He was so cucked and abused by Pena that he wants more.

 

[Username]

“It was a delightfully crisp chardonnay with a punchy floral bouquet. Anyway stop acting the ham you stupid pig I told you stop responding. I can fix this it’s gonna cost you though. I have to go,I’m billing a full hour for this call. Bye” Click. “Fat cunt”.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I like how he openly shits on Judge Stein and the Milwaukee PD to a "reporter" but clams up and gets defensive when asked what the trolls are saying about his lawyers. Now THATS a subject I'm afraid to touch on, but let me tell you how the judge needs to get his head out of his ass.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I like how he openly shits on Judge Stein and the Milwaukee PD to a "reporter" but clams up and gets defensive when asked what the trolls are saying about his lawyers. Now THATS a subject I'm afraid to touch on, but let me tell you how the judge needs to get his head out of his ass.

Yeah that was weird. Probably because all anyone has ever done with his lawyers is point out that one is a fat bald headed lisping faggot. One is an ambulance chasing wine lawyer with a cam whore sister. One would look fuckable if she'd do something with that mop on her head and pushed her tits up.

Brinton, you can decide who's who... but pro-tip the bacon and rotting fish smell coming from the person sweating and wheezing while stuffing 10 pounds of potatoes and gravy down their throat to your left on Thanksgiving should give it away.