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Any brothermen meet Norm?

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I saw him in 2017, didn't meet him. He looked very tired on stage. Great set, effortlessly hilarious as always.

I saw him again at the same place the next year and it was the same shit. You could barely even hear him both times! After the first couple minutes like the whole crowd was just having conversations and shit. It was maddening. I was yelling at the sound guy to turn him up. He was drinking coke and holding the microphone by his waste and talking at a low volume and never moved from the one spot the whole time lol. I saw him one more time on that first Adam Sandler tour and he was like his old self and destroooyyyed (Mothership style). Later on heard about that he was back off the xanax bricks or whatever.
 

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I saw him again at the same place the next year and it was the same shit. You could barely even hear him both times! After the first couple minutes like the whole crowd was just having conversations and shit. It was maddening. I was yelling at the sound guy to turn him up. He was drinking coke and holding the microphone by his waste and talking at a low volume and never moved from the one spot the whole time lol. I saw him one more time on that first Adam Sandler tour and he was like his old self and destroooyyyed (Mothership style). Later on heard about that he was back off the xanax bricks or whatever.
That's a real shame. The set I saw was definitely low-energy, he mumbled a little bit, but he was really funny and the audience was quiet besides laughing.
 

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Yes I did, it was before a show at a Florida improv that was part of a casino and I caught him walking in (I’m guessing he was gambling) and I talked to him for a bit and it was great. On the way out I saw him again and had him sign my dirty work dvd cover. He wrote “To (my name) Don’t Do Crack - Norm MacDonald which is a prized possession of mine. Later that night I saw him walking the casino floor and he had the look of determination on him as he walked with a bunch of chips. I said hello and he barely acknowledged me because he was in gambling mode and looking for the right table.
 

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Yes I did, it was before a show at a Florida improv that was part of a casino and I caught him walking in (I’m guessing he was gambling) and I talked to him for a bit and it was great. On the way out I saw him again and had him sign my dirty work dvd cover. He wrote “To (my name) Don’t Do Crack - Norm MacDonald which is a prized possession of mine. Later that night I saw him walking the casino floor and he had the look of determination on him as he walked with a bunch of chips. I said hello and he barely acknowledged me because he was in gambling mode and looking for the right table.

Totally awesome
 

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So, I saw Norm in a grocery store in Los Angeles in 2018. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Norm trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 

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Yeah, I met him once at a local casino and told him I was a huge fan. We conversed for a few minutes and really seemed to like me then surprisingly he gave me his phone number. At first I assumed it was a fake number but I got really drunk one night and called him. We used to talk on the phone for hours tobehonestwitchya then he got too big for da show *sniff*
 

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So, I saw Norm in a grocery store in Los Angeles in 2018. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Norm trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started SCANNING it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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