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Anthony Cumia has been off work sick for months

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Who is even on CM that's worth watching these days? It kind of blows my mind that nana's network is even still running considering how shit it is and what a lazy fuck he is.
No one, and I truly mean no one, is subbed for the other shows. Even if people watch them they sub for Cumia. People wouldn’t pay to watch Chrissy or Geno, they pay to watch Cumia. All Cumia fans are essentially in stockholm syndrome. Most of them subscribed after Ant was fired and never tapped out long enough to recognize how much talent or humor he’s lost.
 

HalfHouseFatty

Monkey HOUSE
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I held on way longer than I should have. I canceled last year around this time. It was always him and some shitty unknown comic every show. In hot water with just geno is unwatchable. And everything else on the network is garbage. Anybody hanging on now is just donating to Ants charity.
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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I was thinking the other day how funny it is that you can still just call Nana and call him a faggot but almost no one does. He's literarily a low hanging fruit.

That paywall is seriously one of the stupidest fucking ideas in history. Way to kill any sort of marketability you have because you HAVE TO say the word nigger. 10 goddamn years of this fake network and they still have not learned anything.
 

Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams

I like to play with my ding-a-ling
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That paywall is seriously one of the stupidest fucking ideas in history. Way to kill any sort of marketability you have because you HAVE TO say the word nigger. 10 goddamn years of this fake network and they still have not learned anything.

If there was any sense going on over there they would close up shop and he would just restart in 6 months by himself on Youtube.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️bonnie simp❤️
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No one, and I truly mean no one, is subbed for the other shows. Even if people watch them they sub for Cumia. People wouldn’t pay to watch Chrissy or Geno, they pay to watch Cumia. All Cumia fans are essentially in stockholm syndrome. Most of them subscribed after Ant was fired and never tapped out long enough to recognize how much talent or humor he’s lost.
I always wondered how many people subscribed for Don Jameison. I don’t know shit about metal but I know it’s pretty niche, him & Florentine had That Metal Show for like a decade on VH1, and ESD got the boot first even though he was there way longer.
 

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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I just can't rationalize how most subscribers haven't cancelled due to lack of Anthony. It's crazy!
He was always no showing before the heart attack. Then when he did show up he would be late every day

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