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Once again thank Missy, for sharing how she plans on helping make him die faster
 
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How long will it take Missy to find the body? Assuming she’s getting cocked by Dojo Joe during the day
They'll find him in his favorite tweeting chair, with his thumbs still on the phone screen, and that retarded fake-happy grin on his cold, bluish face. Within minutes, Joe will start a GoFundMe in order to afford flying down there to go to his slapdash, budget wake. And Missy will have his "studio" emptied out before they even seal the casket.
 
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They'll find him in his favorite tweeting chair, with his thumbs still on the phone screen, and that retarded fake-happy grin on his cold, bluish face. Within minutes, Joe will start a GoFundMe in order to afford flying down there to go to his slapdash, budget wake. And Missy will have his "studio" emptied out before they even seal the casket.
Who will even go that knew him from his life’s peak era? If he keeps going off on trannies won’t even Norton eventually drop him? The majority of attendees will be Missy’s friends and colleagues… From a multimillionaire and one of the most famous lifelong New Yorkers to an obscure disgraced Literal Who? with a leeching girlfriend who will dump his body in upstate South Carolina, never to be visited once after the funera-HA HA HO LEE SHIIIIT!!!
 

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Maybe his rationale is that he drinks those higher abv beers so he won't have to drink as much and that's somehow better for him than what he was doing before with 15 bud lights? Abstinence is obviously a non starter for our dear Nana, so let's hope this approach doesn't tax that bum ticker too much
 
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Maybe his rationale is that he drinks those higher abv beers so he won't have to drink as much and that's somehow better for him than what he was doing before with 15 bud lights? Abstinence is obviously a non starter for our dear Nana, so let's hope this approach doesn't tax that bum ticker too much
He's already right back where he was before his fatty dago ticker went on the blink. Drinking constantly, jetting around doing gay things, staying up late, sleeping til afternoon. On top of all that, his only real interest aside from booze is furiously rage-tweeting. It'll be stunning if he lives to see 2025.
 
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