Ant turns 61 this month.

[CuckQueen]

HA-HA-HA-HO-LEE FUCK, Ant's almost dead! I wonder if he'll make it to social security. Next few years are gonna be rough.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Anthony is older than the New York Mets

 

[bombvest]

I apologize.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I apologize.

Those ads were such bullshit. If you actually go there, the place is just crawling with busloads of feral noglets, bussed in from NY, Newark, Trenton and other nog strongholds.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Anthony is older than the New York Mets

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Those ads were such bullshit. If you actually go there, the place is just crawling with busloads of feral noglets, bussed in from NY, Newark, Trenton and other nog strongholds.

I went there for a school trip and this vendor told me “You can bring this cup back anytime and get free refills” and I said thanks but I dont think Im ever coming back here. Some negress heard me and thought it was a riot and started howling

 

[CuckQueen]

Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi
in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: Σίβνλλα τί ϴέλεις; respondebat illa: άπο ϴανεΐν ϴέλω.

The Sibyl at Cumia I with my own eyes saw in a jar hanging, and when the boys asked, "Sibyl, what do you want?", replied she, "I want to die."

 

[guest]

My old man is 70 and looks 1000 times happier, younger and healthier. And he's been perpetually pissed off since I can remember. The difference? He's not an alcoholic and/or a closeted homosexual.

 

[CuckQueen]

Anthony is older than the New York Mets

Anthony is older than Zip Codes and state abbreviations.

 

[Zombie247]

Is there going to be a "Comedians of The Compound Roast of Anthony Cumia"? And will he try and sell it like Flat broke Geno Bisconte? I cant believe that fool thought people would buy it. No one watches it free on YT.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Is there going to be a "Comedians of The Compound Roast of Anthony Cumia"?

Nana has frail feelings. He can dish it, but when taking it, pissy eyes comes out.

Although, the “comedians” would most likely be boot lickers and give him ever so light jabs, enough to not really pierce the skin of his bloated ego, but get a sympathetic chuckle from the audience of 5.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I hadn’t seen him since those pics of him standing around outside with a few slack-jawed yokels but a clip of him whining about Opie popped up in my YouTube feed the other day and despite being well aware that he’s hideous I still couldn’t believe how bad he looked. I’m amazed he’s still only 61.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Is there going to be a "Comedians of The Compound Roast of Anthony Cumia"? And will he try and sell it like Flat broke Geno Bisconte? I cant believe that fool thought people would buy it. No one watches it free on YT.

"Hey Ant, remember when you got fired for those racist tweets? What were you thinking?"

"THINKING! HahaHAholeeeeeeeeeeshit! Tweeting!"

"And what's with liking all those posts from thirteen year old girls? You must like 'em young!"

"YOUNG! HahaHAholeeeeeeeeeeeeshit! Thirteen!"

"And what's up with your brother? Could he be any fatter or dumber?"

"BROTHER! HahaHAholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshit! HahaHA! Dumber! Holeeeeeeeeshit!"

Uh yeah, I think I'll pass.

 

[LingerLonger]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He really is just older than fuck, isn't he?

Lol. Old fucking goof.

 

[Zeroman]

She’s getting older and we love that.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Sixty years a goddamn queer

 

[moleguy9k]

Those ads were such bullshit. If you actually go there, the place is just crawling with busloads of feral noglets, bussed in from NY, Newark, Trenton and other nog strongholds.

I actually went there today and it was something like 40% chinese people. I heard the new CEO raised prices to "clean up the parks"

 

[JamieConway]

Never forget...the thing that upsets him most is when a cute girl calls him ugly. He comes undone. It's hilarious. Do we have any cute girls here who are down to play the long con?