Take the house deal, he's moving to Carolina. My guess is because it's just far enough away to be in the "country" while staying near to his "pals" in NYC. Ant should by one of the abandoned missile silos, a few hundred thousand and he can really play compound, but he won't.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Ant is too fucking dumb to make himself happy
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He is moving there because of the state gun laws and that its a red state. He wants to understandably be able to carry a pistol everywhere he goes. Its his only source of confidence. The cheaper cost of living. He wants to be able to tell racist jokes without getting beat up in the street. He probably thinks there is less black people there. Too bad for him that SC is 27% black and NY is 19%. So he wont be in the clear of that obstacle.
Damn, though this was a just 'hook up with a tranny and be a faggot, Anth' thread.
Which will solve more problems than moving.
Which will solve more problems than moving.
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The only happy Anthony Cumia is the one living with Treefort Richard in another dimension. In that alternate universe, they live in San Francisco, Anthony is a puppeteer on Sesame Street and Richard (an interior decorator) didn't die of AIDS because he cut back on the non-stop anonymous sex that he enthusiastically had to compensate for the hurt of losing his true love, Anthony. And Joe, constantly following his younger brother's lead, also embraced his homosexuality in this timeline. No more impotent Facebook political rants and U2 cover bands for the Bovine there. It's all leather queen bars and Village People tributes for Moomia.
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He had a 2-3 million dollar contract for about a decade, and everyone and anyone that wanted anything to do with him was only because of his money, including his whole family. Imagine the core of your family is a Anthony Cumia.
Joe already let it slip that he resents him and only kisses his ass since he's on the payroll.
This bullshit that "I'm still friends with everyone!" When again, it's a business relationship. Does he actually go to the bar every night with Geno or Erock? Does he call them in the middle of the night to talk about philiosophy or a recent little boy he fucked? The only time he sees Worm is when he makes appearances on his "media destination."
Joe already let it slip that he resents him and only kisses his ass since he's on the payroll.
This bullshit that "I'm still friends with everyone!" When again, it's a business relationship. Does he actually go to the bar every night with Geno or Erock? Does he call them in the middle of the night to talk about philiosophy or a recent little boy he fucked? The only time he sees Worm is when he makes appearances on his "media destination."
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And because real estate is about 1/20th the price of NY, which he can’t afford anymore
Anthony fucked a mentally ill boy for money and bought her tits that probably feel like cement bags.
He's most likely molested many underage girls (in Minecraft).
He spit on casino floors like the gutter trash he is.
He punched a pillow - that he paid to have custom made - of his Co-host whenever he lost at gambling.
He would shit on anyone for any reason, but do it to him and he runs to Reddit mods like a crying sissy girl on the playground.
He doesn't deserve to be happy.
He's most likely molested many underage girls (in Minecraft).
He spit on casino floors like the gutter trash he is.
He punched a pillow - that he paid to have custom made - of his Co-host whenever he lost at gambling.
He would shit on anyone for any reason, but do it to him and he runs to Reddit mods like a crying sissy girl on the playground.
He doesn't deserve to be happy.
He is such a hermit, I guess it doesnt really matter where he lives. As long as he has a strong internet connection. Cant wait to see what the Compound Plantation looks like.
When he moves to the Carolinas, I hope he ends up getting accidentally shot by some white, hillbilly bumpkin. Now THAT would be still hilarious.
He would be rob Halford in a judas preisc cover band
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Might I add that, in my revised and just timeline, Joe Cumia dies of AIDS.
Wait until Nana discovers that fifteen minutes away in every direction (except east) it's feral nogs and palmetto bugs as far as the eye can see. Those Down South nogs are going to scare the shit out of him. They're inescapable down there.
Fake happy.
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They’re a heritage breed. Like heirloom tomatoes, but… y’know eggplants.
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He'll be among his tribe down there.
Honestly in my backwoods country bumpkin town, in VA, most of the blacks aren’t rly a problem. They’re not like the niggers that live in Richmond. They’re the ones who sit at the store and drink their coffee and talk to all the guys going to work in the morning while reading the paper, or talk to the police officers that are standing around the gas station with their dicks in their hands. Some of the younger ones in their teens/20s are a bit unsavory and act like they’re from Richmond, but for the most part the bleks are ok here. Idk what it is about cities that just turns them into feral fucking animals.
Ah, the things my hometown becomes famous for....
What’s that from?