Ant is picking up the dog next week and “can’t wait to have an amazing pal to hike in the woods with”

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Saying those dogs need daily exercise and running is such an understatement. They need to be kept occupied constantly or they freak out and become aggressive and destructive and even when you do keep them happy you're still probably going to get bit a few times, at least accidentally.

I'm a really good dog owner and I know I couldn't handle having one of those things. It actually seems like a nightmare because they never chill out. Anthony is never going to be able to sleep in or have a hangover again because the dog will chew through his fucking door or figure out how to open it and if you just leave those dogs in a crate they'll start biting the bars out of boredom and fuck their mouths up. And they're so intense that they can like mortally injure themselves and you'd have no idea.

I'm certain "Professor" Anthony has well researched the breed Sir.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

when the dog has to be given up we know who he'll blame

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Yeah because that goes with steeltoe boots.

And you gotta coordinate that outfit. A real man would nevah mix spandex and work boots.

 

[lowend73]

Anthony is talking like he has sprawling acres of forest to walk through. Instead it’s bugs, humidity, and swamps. Maybe he will get tagged by a water moccasin and the dog escapes safely

 

[GialloGlove]

Yeah because that goes with steeltoe boots.

If you're gay.

 

[lowend73]

Reminder:



Enjoy never relaxing again, faggot.

Any first time dog owner that has any decent sized property should just get a golden retriever or a lab. Even the shittiest golden retriever is still a dog that lives to make you, the owner, happy with them. That means they listen to you and will come back when you call them. Lazy ass Anthony is never going to be able to tire this dog out (because they don't get tired) and if he ever drops that leash the dog is going to bolt and just keep running until it gets ahold of the neighbor's shih tzu.

This dog is to Anthony like the cruise ship gig was to Joe. It's obviously going to be a disaster and it will probably somehow be funnier to watch than we even imagine. It just sucks that a dog has to get a shitty start.

He never would, but Anthony should have got one of those little dogs that you see the homos walking and carrying in purses. A dog along those lines fit Nanas vibe. There is nary a masculine bone in his body, and he expects a type A dog will be happy sitting on the floor watching you hoot and prance while screaming about FNs and Bill Burr

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He never would, but Anthony should have got one of those little dogs that you see the homos walking and carrying in purses. A dog along those lines fit Nanas vibe. There is nary a masculine bone in his body, and he expects a type A dog will be happy sitting on the floor watching you hoot and prance while screaming about FNs and Bill Burr

I don't know why the fucking dumbass didn't just get a German shepherd. It's basically the same dog but manageable.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[LiberalPussy]

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I wish he were alive today to call Anthony a nigger.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He never would, but Anthony should have got one of those little dogs that you see the homos walking and carrying in purses. A dog along those lines fit Nanas vibe. There is nary a masculine bone in his body, and he expects a type A dog will be happy sitting on the floor watching you hoot and prance while screaming about FNs and Bill Burr

Like Norton's rat dog

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Anthony is talking like he has sprawling acres of forest to walk through. Instead it’s bugs, humidity, and swamps. Maybe he will get tagged by a water moccasin and the dog escapes safely

That would be great. Their venom is a cytotoxin so it causes your tissue to melt. Plus the anti venom is like $5,000 per vial so fingers crossed he becomes an amputee and gets a $25,000 bill, God willing.

 

[nasty twp]

Like Norton's rat dog

Little Taffy Norton is PRESH, just a sweet baby and the only good decent thing about Jim, how dare.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Little Taffy Norton is PRESH

Cut it out Turk. That's not a word OK?